Road, road, roadrunner rolling down the road, tryna find me another

Let me preface this and say, the last 2-3 have generated more tornado warning than I saw in the first 2 years that I’ve been here.

Needless to say, we survived another tornado warning. I totally not making light of all the warnings. But they really need to dial in the actual let’s page every phone in the whole southeast to tell them they’re in the path of a tornado. I mean we weren’t in the path, but I’m sure some community was but when you get the emergency page, and it doesn’t apply to you, it’s still a scary time.

And of course when we get the warning, I pause Grey’s Anatomy, and we’re outside, looking like idiots for a tornado.

SPOILER ALERT: No tornado touched down in or around TinyTown. We’re all safe here.

But today, it’s bright and sunny (at this exact minute). I’m sure it’ll change. We have hours of nice weather, not days. And it’s rained every fucking day. If I wanted that, I’d move the whole family to Vancouver.

Alright, let’s start the day. It’s Monday. It’s sunny. And there’s birds playing outside. Time to start the new week. And we always start the new week; with a second cup of coffee.