The party raged and the guests were screaming

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Good motherfucking morning. It’s Saturday, and the wind is still happening out there. But it’s sunny, and not too many clouds in the sky.

The alarm went off this morning. I didn’t realize that the alarm was still set to my wake up time for Friday. So it went off this morning at 6am. I did my best to change the alarm so I could go back to sleep. But all I could do while using the force was change the current time an hour a head. So I asked the Great One beside me, if she could wake me up in an hour.

She agreed.

I clung to her like a spider monkey for another hour while she scrolled TikTok. Maybe she found some really neat videos. Maybe we’ll find out tonight.

Peace, bitches. I’m out.

Happy Saturday!

Knocking me out with those American thighs

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning, my friends. It’s finally Friyay. It’s been a heck of a long week. So we’re just about to the end. And guess what? As of right now, it’s not windy out! It’s been just about a whole week of pure wind.

Anyways…

Yeppers, it’s Friyay. And I can’t wait until I can walk out of work this afternoon. Like I said, for some reason, it’s felt like two weeks in one. The days at work, have been going by slowly. Especially yesterday. The day just dragged and dragged.

Tomorrow, we’ll be popping over to the other SlightlyBiggerTown just for something to do. Crystal can go to the second hand store, I’ll be heading to the cell phone place. But then we’ll pop over to the general store, and possibly grab some lunch before coming home to prep for the year sale next Saturday.

I was up a little early, because Chaucer wanted to sing the song of his people. Then I had to pee. Then my mind asked me if I reset my alarm clock. I told myself it didn’t matter if the alarm went off at 6 or 7. I’d still make it to work. 7 would just mean that I have to move a little faster in the morning. I fell back asleep.

I had reset the alarm.

I hope y’all have a great Friday, and that your work day goes quickly. Come on weekend!

I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light 

Posted on by Shawshank

Lemme start this off with a question- is it motherfreakin Friday yet? Sheesh, it seems like this is the week that will never, never end. Good morning, welcome to Thursday.

So as an update to the drama that’s been happening, NewNewGuy got fired yesterday. Our general manager came a few minutes earlier than he usually does. We had the order put away before NNG got in. As soon as he did, right up into the office.

It didn’t take long, he came down, collected all of his stuff. And like the “hero” that he thinks he is, took off like a bat out of hell, drifting out on to the highway. And like that, back to normal.

Since he was let go, the schedule changed just a little bit, and instead of being the mid shift guy today, in order to have coverage, I’ll be closing today.

That meant I got to sleep in another hour today. I think I’ve gotten more sleep this week, than I’ve had in a while.

But before human form, coffee.

Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime ‘cause that’s what I’ll have to do

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning, friends. It’s a bright, shiny, and wickedly windy out there this morning. It looks awesome out there, until you notice that all the trees are moving back and forth.

Work yesterday, was interesting. NewGuy will probably be let go today. I guess sitting in your car, taking huge bong rips, and lighting up a joint, and then posting it on social media is a bad thing. This job is yours for the taking if you come to work on time, and not getting high at work.

Mind blown.

I went over to Shady Acres for a quick project for my dad. He really wants to get out of the house, and regain his strength by walking around. So we made a ramp to help him get the walker down the stairs.

After that, back to the Flat. It was breakfast for dinner last night. It was pretty good. I ran out of Slap Ya Mama spices, so I had to grab some Everglade seasoning. It wasn’t too bad, I’ll have to put just a little more on next time.

Ok, I need more coffee, and Chaucer is staring at me, wanting to get on my lap. Happy Wednesday y’all!