Big Glo come through, shut shit down, I’m bringin’ hoes out Shawshank, November 24, 2024 Chaucer has been singing his opera since about 3 am. Randomly. I was able to get mostly back to sleep, but my poor Crystal has been up since the beginning. It’s gonna be a long day. For both of us. It snowed in the night. It was mowing when I got off work last night. I drove down the middle of the highway. I’m going into work a little early to do snow removal, and to do a task the opener couldn’t do yesterday. Yay. Last night about 15 minutes before we closed the phone rang. The other employee picked it up. English isn’t his first language, so I took the phone. The guy on the other end was saying that the roads were terrible, and would be arriving about 10 minutes after we closed. I told him if he arrived after hours we wouldn’t be able to help him. But we’ll need gas. Sorry man no one is going to be here. He tells me, and I quote: “you’re a fucking cocksucker, and I’m going to post online about this.” I texted BossLady, so she’s aware of it and I moved on with my day. We were just cleaning our cars off at 10 after. No one. Oh well. Back to work today should be home shortly after 6. Yay. Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTownup earlywork
Life I’m glad I came here with your pound of flesh November 13, 2024 The department of Government Efficiency? What the actual fuck? Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open. Good morning my dystopian friends it’s Wednesday, I think and it looks like it’s gonna be a sunny cool day,, with just a little bit of a breeze. I slept like the dead… Read More
Life What powers you ask? I dunno how ’bout the power of flight?That do anything for ya? That’s levitation, holmes September 26, 2021 Good morning everyone. It’s time to wakey wakey. I myself, just rolled out of bed when the alarm went off. It sounded like it had been going off for a long time. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. But it was a good sleep nonetheless. You remember last weekend when I said… Read More
Life Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup February 28, 2026 Just as the US and Israel (get in bubbi, we’re going to war), Podrick started his offensive a little later than normal,!8 think. I believe he started on Crystal’s side of the bed – the light I think. We both ignored him. I tossed and turned, just trying to regulate… Read More