Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?

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I think that Podrick was a little bad this morning, and was shut out of the community early this morning. However, I do remember Pippin perched on my hip at one point. She’s so light, but her feet can really dig in. By the time you read this, they’ve been fed, and Podrick is doing Podrick things, which means, he’s just getting into trouble.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. It wasn’t busy at all, in fact, I’d say it was painfully slow. Except for the fact that we both looked at the clock and said “holy shit, it’s 5:45!”. Yep, time moved quickly, even though we didn’t have the mass of customers that we usually have. I was impressed, and the rest of the evening went just as quickly, and before we knew it, we were on our way home at the end of the night.

Not too much planned for the day of Sats. We’ll be heading out to SlightlyBiggerTown town a little later on. We have a list. An incomplete list, and we’ll be adding to it as we go. So far we have about 6 stops to head to this morning, so it’ll be an action packed morning for us. And it usually is! It’s turning out to look pretty nice outside.

And, I’ve already taken an allergy pill.

Pump it up a little more get the party goin’ on the dance floor

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It was just bright and sunny out, I swear! Now, looking out the window, it’s gray, and slightly breezy. But I think for the next little bit, it’ll be nice and sunny for the next little bit. Finally, we’re getting our summer.

I did the laundry yesterday. You see the day before, when I was working the trucks, I dropped a can of soda, and it sprayed over me. So yeah, I had to do laundry. But at least I can just do the small chores Sunday, before heading over to Shady Acres to weed-whack under the apple tree – so we can pick apples, yay.

Back to work today for a shift, before having the weekend off. Other than what chores my parents have for me on Sunday, we’ll be heading out to SlightlyBiggerTown for some supplies. Hopefully, Saturday will be a nice day.

Managed to watch NXT from Tuesday, and it was very sports entertaining. The above image is from the USA/Canada Peace Talks. Needless to say, the Americans craved violence on Tuesday. It was a very entertaining show, and I noticed that they’re having a PLE on Sunday. Might just have to watch that.

The things, you say your purple prose just gives you away the things, you say you’re unbelievable

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Let’s see if my featured image actually shows up on the post. The WordPress/Jetpack app has seriously dropped in quality over the last couple of years. Half the time I get connection errors every day. Then it’ll say it’s uploaded a picture, but show a broken image in its place. I know I could use the web interface, but I find that so clunky.

It’ll sort itself out.

I’m sore today. Not in pain sore, just stiff. It was a busy afternoon at work. Two trucks to put away. I think me and Bing Bing did pretty good. I’d say I got both truck about 97% complete. Not too shabby for an old grumpy guy, and a kid that can’t concentrate on anything for longer than a couple of minutes.

Day off here, and I’m gonna be doing some laundry this morning, as I was loading up the energy drinks, I dropped a can, and it bounced and decided to spray its essence on my stomach and thigh. That was really the only mishap that I encountered whilst moving a lot of soda in a small space.

I really need more coffee. It’s a day, and a gray day at that. Oh, we were under a tornado warning for most of the night. No tornados though.

On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

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Good humid morning you fucking rock stars. It’s gray and foggy out there, and that means a wicked hot day is coming. Crystal says a high of 91°. It’s gonna be a scorcher for sure. Yesterday was wicked warm, and I think it only hit like 80.

Yesterday at work wasn’t too bad. We only had one truck, so that means we’ll probably get one or two tonight. And I have Bing Bing working with me tonight. The last time we worked together he spent 5-6 hours of eating candy, and then proceeded to act like a serial killer and stand behind me as I was trying to work.

So, needless to say, work tonight will be interesting. I’ll have to bring my A-game tonight.

I’m ready.

But I’ll need more coffee.

So let’s get ready to greet the day! Good morning world! Are you ready for me? I sure hope so!

We’ll be singin’ when we’re winnin’

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It’s a gray foggy morning here. It kinda looks like Silent Hill out there. But it’s not really. Just foggy. Nothing paranormal here. It actually feels pretty quiet. But the heat is coming. We’re under a heat warning for the next couple of days. It was a little warm in the bed this morning, and I was stuffed up a little so it was difficult to breathe.

It was a really nice day here yesterday. My dad had good news about his hip and how it’s healing. I found out (they told me where they’d be a couple of weeks back, but I don’t have an appointment calendar like they do, so I forgot) where they were and asked them to pick up two things for us: allergy pills for me, and a big ol box of medical gloves for Crystal, so he can dye her hair without using the medical examination gloves I grabbed from the vet clinic.

As you can see from the picture above, there’s pretty much nowhere that’s safe from the orange tornado. He was a pretty good boy all day yesterday. He jumped on my head this morning. From, I think, the foot of the bed.

We didn’t do a whole lot of really anything yesterday. I cont remember how it started, but I put on AAA Triplemania, the pay per view from Saturday. I have to say I was pretty sports entertained for the afternoon. For the rest of the afternoon, we played Balatro. I’m just screwing around in the checkered deck, just playing around with different joker combinations, when all of a sudden the You Win! screen. I don’t really pay attention to rounds or antes, because after you skip one or two, I don’t have the brainpower to do the mental math. Needless to say, I was surprised.