But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

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Man, I’m tired. And I’m totally stuffed up allergy wise. I was up before the alarm went off. I wasn’t up because I wanted to. I didn’t check my alarm before going to bed. (Even though I knew it was set, and set to radio) At 3:30, my mind said, maybe it’s not set. You don’t want to over sleep.

So I dozed. Then guess what? The alarm went off. Mos yeah, I’m tired.

Work was ok. NewNewNewGuy is training today. So I didn’t have a lot to do. I scrolled YouTube Shorts. Then I stopped that, so I wouldn’t spoiler Deadpool and Wolverine.

Good times.

So I’m home now. I want to nap, but I don’t want to at the same time. I’ll just sit.

Snap and clap and touch your toes raise your hands, now body roll

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Good morning all you motherfuckers out there. That’s right, it’s me, ya boy. It’s the lords day, yo. What’re you gonna do about it? I know what I’m going to do!

Laundry and chores.

Sweet, right?

We’re both up, and the kitties are snuggling on the back table watching to world go by. We’re watching the Olympics on the CBC. I only had to log in again. Hopefully, I won’t have to do that again.

Other than that, we don’t have too much planned. I remembered before tomorrow morning, to turn on the alarm again. I only have one opening shift this week.

We went out to SlightlyBiggerTown yesterday for groceries and other supplies. Once again we got there at the right time, and no lines, no waiting. We quickly stopped at the pharmacy, weed store, and the final stop at Subway for a to go lunch.

I won’t forgive, the vengeance is mine

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I got to sleep in. And I actually slept in. I shut the alarm off last night, and just slept. It feels good man. But I feel bad, Crystal lays in bed and scrolls TikTok. Chaucer is the most agitated, as he simply just wants to eat. Now he’s just stalking around looking disappointed in us.

It’s Saturday. And the weekend is ours to do whatever we want. Well we have to go grocery shopping. But I just remembered that we can get subway today. Good and weed. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Once my eyes focus, I’ll start to get ready for the day. It’s supposed to be rather warm today. Yep, the heat has returned.

The Olympics are on TV. I finally logged into my CBC Gem account on the Roku. We’re currently watching the dancing horses.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

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Fuck yeah, it’s Friyay! The work day actually went really quickly today. I looked up and it was already 10:30. I looked again, and groceries had arrived. Before I knew it, I was on my way to the post office.

Now I’m at home, and Crystal is finishing off a boss fight, and I’m posting this dribble to my adoring fans – Crystal will probably read this later. Hi babe!

But yeah, it’s the weekend. And it couldn’t have come soon enough. I’m tired. And we truly have nothing planned for the weekend, minus a trip to SlightlyBiggerTown for supplies, and dinner at my parents place on Sunday. And today is date night! Burgers!

Opening ceremonies happened for the Olympics while I was at work. The work wifi isn’t that great, and well, I was at work so I didn’t catch the whole thing. But I did manage to catch Canada float by.

Go Canada!