There’s a party downtown near 5th Street

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The Orange Baby strikes again. He was fully active around 4 this morning. For a brief second, he snuggled with me and sucked on my finger. Then he realized that I wasn’t Crystal, and left. He was a wild boy this morning. So much so, Crystal got out of bed around 6:30, so that I could sleep.

She’s a queen.

Yesterday at work wasn’t too bad. Yeah, it was crazy busy at some moments, but we managed to get through the evening. It’s been hot the last couple of days, and it topped out at about 85° or so yesterday. Hot enough to feel really good, but not too hot that you’re sweating balls. But where I live, people aren’t ready for the stank yet. They’re used to being eased into this weather. For 8 hours, I got to listen to my coworker complain that it’s too hot out, and how he hates the heat.

And of course, every customer had to comment as they came in:

• it’s nice and cool in here.

• it’s so hot out there.

• where’s your cases of water?

I think the people of TinyTown are more excited about the rain that’s supposed to be coming in the next couple of days.

Day off today. Nothing planned, other than hitting up the second hand store. I’m looking for some comfortable shorts. Maybe I’ll make some jorts today. Jorts are still cool right?

The amount of pills I’m taking counteracts the booze I’m drinking

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Finally I get Jetpack to actually upload an image without throwing error messages at me. Jetpack is nice, until it stops working, and then it’s a little bitch. I remember a time before Jetpack, when WordPress was actually good.

Bastards.

Once again the weekend is over. We went over to Shady Acres for dinner, and old family friends were there. They actually came the night before, and should be here for a couple of days. It was nice to see them again, I haven’t seen them since I was in high school. Since it was Mother’s Day, we brought over a cake for mom as well as a card, and a couple of chocolate edibles for mom to have before bed, so she can relax, and sleep well.

Podrick is slowly breaking down all the walls and hiding spots for Pippin. Yesterday the orange tornado managed to gain the skill of getting in, and then getting out of the bathtub. Pippin only has a few more hiding spots that only she can get to. Soon, the bull in the china shop will be able to get to anywhere Pippin can get to.

Back to work this afternoon. But first, coffee. I was woken up earlyish from an alien sound that I thought was coming from inside. It was a yahoo outside.

Good times. Happy Monday!

But I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back

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Here we are, another Sunday. Another group of chores to do this morning. My mind, was firing on all cylinders yesterday, and I actually remembered to pull the bacon out of the freezer. So it’s already defrosted. Fuck yeah!

Yesterday? It was a sloth day for sure. We didn’t do a lot of anything. I figured out that I emptied my vape, so I ran to get another one. I picked up supplies for a cake for my mom for today. Oh yeah, just a heads up in case you didn’t know, it’s Mother’s Day today. I have a card and some snacky snacks for her for her day.

Old family friends that my mom was expecting in a few weeks called and said they were at the gas station just outside of town last night, so I scrambled to jump the Hot Mess Express so there was some room in the drive way. From there, I came home and made a wonderful Poutine dinner for us.

After we or really I watched wrestling. I dunno it’s just fun mindless TV. I think I figured it out; the person that comes out first will usually lose. Crystal mentioned that she never say the fabled Hell in a Cell match with the Undertaker, and Mankind, so I found that, and she got to see a great match, that didn’t have a lot of wrestling.

Time to start the day. Pippin and Podrick are slowly starting to get along. It’s an uneasy truce. But Pippin stands her ground a lot of the time. Happy Sunday!

Remember the old arcade? Blew every dollar that we ever made

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The household is up a little early this morning, because of a little tiny orange menace on the bed this morning. At one point m, he was playing with the blinds in the bedroom. I was hissing at him and whispering his name. He wasn’t moving from the fun sounds. I lifted my mask to see, and all I catch is a white streak, and she knocked him away from the blinds, and she bolted, hoping he’d follow. He did, but in short order, he was back. He’s currently on my lap, sleepy, but with enough energy to be a nuisance.

So we’re up this morning. It’s a somewhat bright, but pretty windy day. It’s supposed to be in the 80s today. And the wind should be dying down by around three. But any day without rain or snow, and it’s warm – I’ll take. I don’t think we have any plans for the day. Since I was up early, and Crystal probably long before me, it’ll probably be a low key day. I don’t think that we need to go anywhere. So I’m sure we’ll just hang out, and play with the cats, Balatro, Skyrim, etc.

But first, a second cup of coffee.