Time to shit, or get off the pot

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As the title says, it’s time. I defeated all the divine beasts. I have 20 shrines left to go. I have pretty much most of the side quests complete, no more shrine quests left. There’s not a lot left. I’ve been wasting time just wandering around under the guise of “exploring”. I don’t think I’ll ever find all 900+ Korok seeds – I think I’ve found about 110ish.

I’ve been putting off heading back to Hyrule castle. Putting it off, because it’s pretty much the unknown. I spent about 2-3 hours in the castle, before starting to just wander around in circles. Getting lost, and the repetitive music annoyed me, so I warped out.

Then wandered.

The first couple of days of wandering was pretty good, I finished up a bunch of side quests. Then it just went to I’m just going to “explore”. That was good for a couple of days, but now, I think I’m ready.

I think.

When I boot it up today, I’m going to prep – make some food, and get some ancient arrows, but mostly food. I’m wicked nervous.

This morning, I started the search for easiest way to get to Ganon, not the fastest way, but easiest – the castle is such a maze. It’s very easy to get turned around. The 3D map is terrible.

If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know. I need all the help I can get.

There’s a log on the fire and it burns like me for you

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Awake, I think. Again, out like a light. I crash hard at night. I don’t mean too. I wanted to stay up a little later, as it was Saturday. Sadly, I was starting to fall asleep at like 10:45. So much for staying up later than normal. I couldn’t even make it until 11. It’s terrible.

We had a classy ass dinner last night. Kraft Dinner, coconut shramp, chicken balls, and for Crystal, Brussels sprouts. Lemme tell you, it was really good. I really enjoyed it.

I forgot to check to see if any new movies were on movie box last night. Logically, no new movies have probably been uploaded, but I should’ve remembered to check though.

Today, well you know the drill. It’s chore day here. I’ll start it later. I’d like to fully wake up and not have to physically force my eyes to stay focused.

Chaucer just crawled up on my lap. He’s been pretty good lately. He hasn’t really thrown up since I stopped giving him milk. He did throw up this morning, but it’s back to what it was – good he ate too fast, as opposed to just green stomach acid and stuff like that. He doesn’t like not getting milk, but I’m sure he feels a lot better. The last couple of nights he hasn’t even come to beg for milk as we’re getting out night cereal.

Ok, I need more coffee. Hopefully it won’t snow today! We don’t want anymore snow! When we went to SlightlyBiggerTown yesterday, the hardware store had all their summer out in front of the store.

So come on, feel the noise girl’s rock your boys

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Good morning everyone. It’s a bright and sunny day here in perpetual winter. Like I said, the sun is shining, and I think the wind has finally stopped. I can hear the start of melting.

I slept like the dead last night. I got up around 1:30, to go to the bathroom, then I was out again until around 5, but then I lightly slept until the alarm went off. We’re in between seasons here so I’m all stuffed up and having to breathe through my mouth.

I’m a mouth breather.

Chaucer is happily on my lap. He was waiting for me, patiently as I did my morning stuff, and couldn’t even wait until both legs were on the pirate chest.

For the first time in about a month, I’ll be working Saturday morning. I’ll put in a couple of hours. What’s a couple more hours. Thanks to the snow storm, and BossLady leaving for her buying show, I’ve worked the entire week alone. I have today, and Tuesday alone, then NewNewGirl should be there Wednesday.

Then after work, we’ll be driving over to SlightlyBiggerTown, we don’t need to get too much I don’t think. I do know we have to pop over to the weed store, and maybe get something for lunch/dinner. Not too bad. I don’t get paid until next Friday, so I’m pretty lean right now. We have it down to an art though. Every other week, I pay, and every other week Crystal pays. It’s unspoken, but seems to work out pretty well.

Hopefully a new movie a good movie has been released, and we can watch a movie tonight. Then we’ll do other stuff, and fall asleep in each others arms. At least until I fall asleep, then Crystal can move away, because I’m an oven.

But before all that – coffee!

It’s the weekend! Get hype?!

With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along

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Good morning my friends. The sun is out, and I think we’re pretty much done with the snow. It’s gonna be windy here today, with a high of freezing today. It starts warming up by tomorrow.

I slept like the dead last night. It was a little late, but I celebrated 420 whilst watching CSI. 420 on a Thursday is kind of a waste of a day. Besides I couldn’t actually celebrate because of the weather out there. I couldn’t sit on the stoop and smoke up.

It’s all good. We’ll celebrate Saturday or Sunday. That’s the beauty of 420. You can totally celebrate it whenever you want. 420 – a holiday for everyone!

Chaucer is on my lap. He’s a good boy. I’m sure Pippin is around doing Pippin things. I’m sure she’s on the fridge looking out the back window.

Back at work today, and there’s a chance that I’ll have a coworker today. Yay! I’ve been alone all week, and it would be nice to have someone to chat with. Scratch that. I just got a text from NewNewGirl – the roads are still terrible around TinyTown. She won’t be coming in today.

Yay.

Either way, it doesn’t matter. Coffee time! Hap hap happy Friyay!!!!

Let me butter your buns while you stir the stew

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Good morning. It’s cold out there, and I think sometime in the early morning hours, my bed shut off. I woke up around 4:30, then again at 6:30. I was mostly up after that. Cold.

The wind hasn’t let up yet, but we have a respite from the snow for a bit I think. It’s not currently snowing, but that could change. All the highways around TinyTown are marked travel not recommended.

Chaucer just climbed up on my lap. Now he’s happy. Pippin is sitting in the shelf, looking out, observing her queendom.

The coffee is hot, and I’m slowly warming up again. Happy Thursday, I can’t wait to wear shorts again!