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Shawshank, November 16, 2025

Well, it’s morning.

I had to set the alarm last night because, I have to work this morning. I hate when I have to set the alarm. I sleep like shit every time. I was wide awake at 3 this morning, then slept lightly until Podrick was starting up. So, yeah, shit sleep. It’s still dark out. I don’t like that.

My coworker told me last night, that he hit a deer. He’s had his license for about a month, and his first car for about the same time. He managed to slow down to about 40kph before he hit it.

My other coworker that worked the morning shift yesterday, managed to get one when he was hunting yesterday after work. He thanked me for wishing him good luck, and sent the picture. I told him to mount the head on the front of his truck.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. The afternoon and evening seemed to pass pretty quickly. Everything went off without a hitch. I did have two hicks come in, parking at the gas pump. I asked if they wanted it filled up. They just wanted to probably get something to drink. I asked them to move away from the pumps and park in the parking lot. They asked why they should move. I said we might need the pump. Finally with grumbling of fucking asshole, they get in the truck, and fly out of the parking lot.

Oh well.

The rest of the shift went without a hitch. The first shift guy, forgot to do a major part of his duties yesterday, so I’ll have to do it today, before we open.

I need coffee.

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