And when I pull out my jammy, get ready ’cause it might go
Blauh! How ya like me now?

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So we Crystal made some Mac and cheese with special butter last night for dinner. We rode that wave for the rest of the night. I think I only touched my vape pen maybe three times last night. At the most 4 times. It was wickedly crazy. And a pretty nice night.

We’re all awake this morning. The bed was pretty much perfectly comfortable. This morning sometime, Crystal pushed her squishmellow pillow at me, and since I’m an oven, I opted to snuggle the pillow instead of making Crystal too warm. That’s my secret Cap’n – I’m always at 350°

Yesterday wasn’t too bad of a day. Slow of course, but there were a few people that came in. And a couple that bought. They’re nice people who have purchased from us before. Yesterday, it was for some deck furniture.

Today we just have one major thing to do – this afternoon, we need to load some items in the trailer, for delivery next week. And this is the last day that there will be two people in the office before delivery day.

The weekends getting closer. Need more coffee!

I prefer mapquest (that’s a good one too) Google maps is the best (true dat) double true

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Good Wednesday morning all you people that still mark the passing of time by the days of the week. It’s a gray morning here so far. It rained just a little bit in the early am hours.

I’m so stiff and sore this morning. It hit me almost 100% last night, after dinner I was like, oh, my arms are killing me. It’s from BotW. The two hour boss fight made me so tense from being tense for that time.

I curled up last night and aside from rolling over once or twice, I don’t think I moved at all last night. I actually just confirmed that with Crystal. I didn’t really move at all. It’s also kinda nice when it’s not bright out in the morning. I have room darkening curtains in the bedroom.

I don’t think I have too much else to report this morning. Pretty boring huh? It’s all good. Maybe something exciting will happen today (but probably not).

Happy Wednesday y’all. Half way to the weekend!

I’m in the dark, I’d like to read his mind

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Awake. I was up a little early. I think I rolled out of bed around 6:45ish. I was a little cold this morning, even though my bed was turned on. It wasn’t a terrible sleep, just a really light sleep.

Yesterday was a nice day. I didn’t do too much. I had borrowed my parents vacuum cleaner. So gave the flat a good once over with it. Toaster is good, but I just don’t think he has the suction to really clean. He’ll be running today.

So like I said yesterday, I beat BotW. It was a hard fight, it took about an hour and a half to two hours for the two battles. Wow! It was crazy!

Back to work today.

I did it. I got off the pot?

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No, not that pot. I got off the video game pot, and completed BotW. Yes, that’s right, I BEAT MY FIRST EVER VIDEO GAME. Next up, getting paid to stream playing games on twitch. I need a gaming chair, a headband, and an energy drink sponsor. It took about an hour and a half for the two battles.

Probably closer to 2 hours, by just minutes. The first one was wicked intense, but finally, I managed to get through it. Half of it was my kinda game – brute force and ignorance, the other half is all Crystal. Strategy, and cunning. The second battle was a lot tougher. But you don’t want my review of a game that came out in 2017. And if you’ve been on my site for any length of time, you know I’m not a wordsmith. You’re here for the pictures.

So here you go!

So leave the light on baby, and unlock your backdoor I’ll be comin’ through that way tonight to love you for sure

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A good groggy morning to all y’all beautiful people out there in the interwebs. Coffee has been brewed and the first cups have been poured for us. Chaucer is on my lap, and I woke up at one point, completely thinking that it was Tuesday.

Thankfully, it’s not Tuesday. It’s totally brunch day! Woohoo! You know what that means – motherfucking bacon, yo. That’s correct! Maple bacon is on deck for this morning. I think there’s a couple of waffles left too that I’ll have to pull out of the freezer for the Beautiful One.

Yesterday was pretty good. We played some BotW for a while. I totally prepped for an assault on Hyrule castle. Then I warped to it, so the next time I play, I’ll be in the mix ready to go. I then passed the controller to Crystal, saying I didn’t want to hit the castle by myself, thinking that she’d do a quick prep and attack the last Divine Beast. But she was having fun treasure hunting. That’s awesome!

Hopefully it’ll be warm enough outside for Crystal can spin for a little bit outside

Speaking of outside – last night both our phones went off at the same time. We have the same northern lights app. It basically said that we had a pretty good chance that if we went outside we’d see the northern lights.

Oh we did.

Each time we went outside, there they were, dancing in the sky. Beautiful. Totally beautiful. We took a lot of pictures, and even some video. It was totally awesome! I think Crystal really liked it too.

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