The feast that I’m gonna make, could cause a huge erection

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Good morning. Instead of the gentle, hey time to wake up, I got the Tiny One standing on my shoulder, or on the bed, or in the hall, screaming that it’s time to wake up, and open the door for me.

So I roll out of bed, and stumble to the kitchen to turn on the coffee. Bathroom. Tv. Feed the Needy One, and then what she wants, the door open, and the table put there.

She got a table ride to the door. That’s where she is right now. We got a break from the screaming for an hour or so, and then she’ll come into the living room, and scream at us.

Good times.

But it’s Sunday, and that means chores. I’ll start them shortly. Shouldn’t be too bad since I did the chores last Monday when I was off. But the laundry will be started soon, along with the rest of the chores. Rest assured, we’ll have clean clothes for the week.

Also, brunch.

But it’s bright and sunny out there with a high of 34°. That’s not too shabby if you ask me.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city

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Good motherfucking morning. Afternoon. I’ve been up since 5, to go into work this morning. Again the alarm went off without a problem. and I started my day by picking up books that Pippin knocked out of the book case from the arm out the couch. I found one of the two earbuds in the middle of the hall. Crystal found the second one. Then I fed the Pippin, and finally turned on the coffee before getting dressed.

I get to work and open normally and head outside to do the environment stuff we do every Saturday. Once that was finished, we opened for the day. The day started a little slow, but once the town woke up, it got nice and steady. Which made the time go by pretty quickly.

Yesterday wasn’t too bad. Into SlightlyBiggerTown for supplies and lunch to go. Once home and the groceries put away we noticed that we forgot light bulbs so I went down to the farm and auto store. I didn’t get the light bulbs right away I left, and got Crystal. I took her down and showed her the baby goats in a pen. The owners took them in because mama goat ignored them.

I got to hold one!

Still moving this flavor with the homies Blackstreet and Teddy

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Ugh, good morning interwebs. I hope that everyone had a terrific sleep. I didn’t. The pressure in my head is pretty high right now. It felt like I was using my mask to keep my eyes in. So if it’s still like that after a little while, I’ll find and take some Advil.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. It was steady, but on the low end of steady. And then it completely died out, so we were able to get the closing stuff done in half the time, and we got out pretty quickly.

In a few hours we’ll be heading to SlightlyBiggerTown for some supplies. It looks like a nice day out there. Hopefully we’re starting a warm up time. Everyone is ready. Everyone that I talk to at work is tired of the cold.

This woman is my destiny

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It’s bright and sunny out there today. It’s nice to see the sun. We haven’t seen it too often the last month or so. It looks like the ever present wind is gone for a little while as well.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. It was steady, but steady enough that two people could handle it just fine. when it slowed down enough, I did some of the monthly cleaning. And I remembered to take down the sales tags. Until I went to bed, and then realized that I think I missed a cooler.

I’ll find out if I missed the cooler (I did. I know I did!), when I get into work this afternoon. But if I did, it’s not the end of the world. And looking positively, the rest of the tags came down, and it’s just one cooler. So I’m not too worried if I did or didn’t.

Other than that, there’s not too much new in the last day or so. I have to remember to text my mom and say we’ll be over Sunday. And speaking of next week, close to the end of the week, we should be seeing some pretty night temperatures. I don’t want to get too excited, but nice weather is slowly arriving.

Woohoo!