I know, I know, it’s not Sunday, but traditionally Sunday are my chores days, and today is a chore day, so goddamn it, I’ll use the tag. You can’t stop me. see, I know you’re try, but I don’t care!

Yesterday actually wasn’t too bad, considering I was working with someone that’s never worked a Sunday, and I think has only worked maybe 6-7 (🤣) shifts before this. The day went relatively quickly, for the most part. And of course, 5:20, the town collectively went “”holy fuck my dudes, I have wasted my entire day, so since the store is only open for another 40 minutes, I need to get me some gas, because I don’t know proper time management, and I am a bad person. But I’ll crack stupid ass jokes that I think are funny to the tired clerks, in a n effort to make them laugh, so I feel better about my inadequacies. But I digress. Me and NewGirl handled it, and within about 30 minutes, we had tamed the beast.

The next 10 minutes flew by. We counted everything. Double counted a couple of things, and then the lights were turned off, and we were on our way. I was going home, I have no idea where NewGirl went with her mom, I’m assuming home.

And that was the Sunday. Today is chore day, and brunch day, which will be happening a little later on. I’ll start chores first.

We didn’t do too much after I got home. I threw a pizza, and garlic bread into the hot box for dinner. We sat down and shoved both in our mouth. For 30 minutes it sounded like two apex predators were feasting on a gazelle that they took down. Cheese and sauce were flying. Afterwards, Crystal couldn’t find her vape, so I let her use mine. I jokingly suggested that Crystal preheat the vape. Then she sucked for a full 10 seconds, and didn’t choke to death. Fuck yeah!

Let’s get this day started.