Heart breaker, soul shaker – I’ve been told about you

Good morning! Happy Saturday! I had some weird dreams last night. Crystal and I were part of the cast of Riverdale. And one of our own was kidnapped, so we infiltrated the enemy compound, which turned out to be an exact replica of the town. It was wicked strange.

Today, I work in the store. Alone. For four hours. I’m nervous. But it is what it is, and I’ll get through it. After work, I have to remember to grab the keys to the warehouse, so I can grab the king sized mattress that I was given.

Most of Shady Acres is awake. They’re going to MostlyBiggerCity to get cat food and other supplies for the two tyrants that run this house. And for some reason they’re talkative. Soon they’ll want to talk to me.

I just want coffee.

Work is going pretty well. I have a co-worker. You know the kind, *holds up spork*. The kind that has no idea how loud they are. This one is even better because she doesn’t know how to use a computer, HER phone, tablet etc. I was telling her about one thing, in case I was in the bathroom or something, and I could tell she had no idea what I was talking about and she was getting stressed about it. All it was, was this:

If I’m in the bathroom when the deliver kid gets here, here’s the slip for him.

That’s it. That’s all.

Yeah, I know.

Anyways, happy Saturday. You’re going to have a great day. You can do this. I love you.