If I had a million dollars Shawshank, September 6, 2020 So watching TV, as one does, you see commercials. One caught my eye, and I thought to myself – he looks familiar. Like really familiar. But it’s been a while so I had to google it. But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would. We’d just eat more of it! And buy really expensive ketchups. That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups. Dijon ketchup! Look at the fur coat he’s wearing (presumably not a real fur coat, that’s cruel). Life barenaked ladiesblogbloggercommercialsDijon ketchupKDKraft dinnertotally canadian
Life She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain July 5, 2023 Good morning my friends. What a change from yesterday – it’s sunny and bright outside. Yesterday, it looked and felt like fall. But today, it feels like summer again. Hopefully, it’ll warm up nicely, and be summer again. I only worked for a couple of hours yesterday. BossLady texted me… Read More
Life They danced through the day and into the night through the snow that swept through the hall January 7, 2024 The morning came very very early this morning. At one point I thought I heard Chaucer getting sick. I yelled out, and immediately fell back to sleep. I’m a terrible kitty dad. I think I got up in the night to go to the bathroom, but I’m not too sure…. Read More
Life Before the cream sits out too long you must whip it September 26, 2025 I drugged myself last night with allergy pills. I think it worked. I think I only got up once, which is freaking great. I didn’t have to get up and blow my nose, and all that happy horse shit. So yeah, I had a solid sleep. There was so much… Read More