If I had a million dollars Shawshank, September 6, 2020 So watching TV, as one does, you see commercials. One caught my eye, and I thought to myself – he looks familiar. Like really familiar. But it’s been a while so I had to google it. But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would. We’d just eat more of it! And buy really expensive ketchups. That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups. Dijon ketchup! Look at the fur coat he’s wearing (presumably not a real fur coat, that’s cruel). Life barenaked ladiesblogbloggercommercialsDijon ketchupKDKraft dinnertotally canadian
Life But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell April 9, 2026April 9, 2026 I was very surprised when I looked at my phone, forced my eyes to focus, and saw that the time was 6:58. The Beautiful One and Podrick let me sleep in an extra half hour. I mean I was up around 5? I think. I had to pee, then back… Read More
Life I’m not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week January 23, 2025 Good morning my friends. We’re awake. I think I probably could’ve slept for at least another 20 minutes. But I’m an adult, and it’s time to get up. Besides, Crystal has probably been up for like 5 hours already. Yesterday was pretty much the second day of sloth. I only… Read More
Life Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor August 20, 2024 Hey hey it’s ya boy. Fresh from a nap. I just crashed for an hour. It needed it. It was somewhat busy. Just busy enough to keep the time moving, but not really busy enough to sit down and relax. It was the end of the opening shifts, and tomorrow… Read More