If I had a million dollars

So watching TV, as one does, you see commercials. One caught my eye, and I thought to myself – he looks familiar. Like really familiar. But it’s been a while so I had to google it.

But we would eat Kraft Dinner.

Of course we would. We’d just eat more of it! And buy really expensive ketchups. That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups. Dijon ketchup!

Look at the fur coat he’s wearing (presumably not a real fur coat, that’s cruel).