If I had a million dollars Shawshank, September 6, 2020 So watching TV, as one does, you see commercials. One caught my eye, and I thought to myself – he looks familiar. Like really familiar. But it’s been a while so I had to google it. But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would. We’d just eat more of it! And buy really expensive ketchups. That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups. Dijon ketchup! Look at the fur coat he’s wearing (presumably not a real fur coat, that’s cruel). Life barenaked ladiesblogbloggercommercialsDijon ketchupKDKraft dinnertotally canadian
Life If I find you been creeping ’round my back stairs January 11, 2023 We’ll the streak of me waking up around 6am holds. It’s getting to be about that time that my face plugs right up and I’m breathing through my mouth. So I wake up, because 1. I can’t breathe, and 2. My face is so plugged up. So I toss and… Read More
Life Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain March 12, 2026 Good morning everyone. It was a bit of a morning. I would’ve been able to sleep a little better, if my nose was unstuffed. Oh, and answer me this: why does everything feel so much hotter when you’re in bed, and then you get out of bed, and you’re bundled… Read More
Life Just me and a friend feeling kind of groovy, workin’ on a movie (yeah, right) August 11, 2025 It’s a gray morning out there, and it’s chilly. I had to put on actual pants. Good morning my friends. I’m told it’s Monday. And today we’ll be heading out to SlightlyBiggerTown for some much needed supplies. Podrick is running around like a crazy person. He’s been a demon this… Read More