Life Ain’t the last time I’ll show up drunk enough to throw a punch Shawshank, March 3, 2026 Its been a morning so far here. Podrick and I aren’t talking this morning. He knows just how to push my buttons. Every time. The coffee has been brewed, and is currently being consumed. I don’t even know what to write this morning. I’m tired, and I’m struggling to come up with anything would be… Continue Reading
Life Pretend you’re not a mess, be the happy family in the front pew Shawshank, March 2, 2026 Podrick got me up a little early this morning. He had the straw out of one of Crystal’s water jugs. I took it, but I know if I tried to go back to bed, he would escalate. It’s was 6:30. I had already been up once, maybe 20 minutes earlier. So I’m up. I closed… Continue Reading
Life Burned out like the prom queen we’re all mirrors and smoke rings Shawshank, March 1, 2026 It took a hot minute to fall asleep last night. I wasn’t high enough. The sleep daddy that I chose wasn’t doing it for me. After trying, and resetting the video 4 or 5 times, I put it in one that I know would work. I closed my eyes – oh and let me say,… Continue Reading
Life Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup Shawshank, February 28, 2026 Just as the US and Israel (get in bubbi, we’re going to war), Podrick started his offensive a little later than normal,!8 think. I believe he started on Crystal’s side of the bed – the light I think. We both ignored him. I tossed and turned, just trying to regulate my body temp, and to… Continue Reading
Life Somebody had to set a bad example teach all the prim and propers what not to do Shawshank, February 27, 2026 Good morning my friends. I hope y’all are staying classy, because all y’all are classy bitches. We’re up, and out of bed a little early this fine Friyay morning: Podrick. ‘Nuff said. Plus, in addition to Podrick, it was wicked warm in the bed, and I’m still all stuffed up. So there’s that. So we… Continue Reading
Life We’re right on the brink burned out like the prom queen Shawshank, February 26, 2026 I passed out very quickly last night. I was le tired. I got the sleep daddy video that I wanted, got the volume right, adjusted my mask, and closed my eyes. I startled awake probably 3 minutes later, so I reset the video, and started all over again. Second time was the charm. I sunk… Continue Reading