I got a new life you would hardly recognize me

gm besties 😵‍💫🌧️ the sky said cry about it today lol. yesterday was giving summer-core 🌞 and now it’s straight up ✨emo weather✨. every small town npc be like “the farmers need it 😌” and i’m just standing there like “ok slay but i’m not a farmer???” 😭💀💅

we laugh. we cope. it’s just ✨moist vibes✨ outside rn. no wind, just sadness and puddles. kinda romantic tho ngl 🫶

work wasn’t too crazy last night tbh 🙏 which was clutch bc my coworker was “sick” (read: barely moved all shift 😮‍💨). he didn’t really do much but we got thru the afternoon, slowly vibed our way into evening mode 😌

i filled a couple propane tanks earlier on, then like two more later. it’s not the worst thing ever tbh — like i don’t mind doing it, it’s just the SMELL?? 😭😭 why does propane gotta stick to ur clothes like it’s emotionally attached 💀 literally walked around smelling like flammable sadness for hours

but fr what can you do. it’s part of the gig ✨

back to the grind this afternoon 😮‍💨 but first — kitten time & vibing w The Beautiful One™️ 🫶 Podrick’s locked in the bedroom livin his best breakfast life rn 🍽️ been in there like 30 min, just crunchin away in peace while miss ma’am Pippin’s outside touchin grass & taking her sweet time to eat like the ✨delicate queen✨ she is.

we got the news on for now (ugh reality), but soon i’m switching it to last night’s RAW bc priorities 🎤🔥 it’s giving violence, drama, and sweaty men in tights. iconic behavior tbh.

happy tuesday, bitches!! let’s slay the day 🐾💅💥