It’s bright, and motherfuckin cold out there. Currently it’s sitting at -20°f out there. That’s not very respectful of the individual today. But we’ll deal with the cold. I close tonight, then I have the next couple of days off.

So for the next couple of days, I need to get:

• Cake mix
• Frosting
• Dill pickle pistachios
• Jock Jams 17

You see in order to make sure the Beautiful One has an amazing birthday on Wednesday. The birthday present has been in the closet here for about a week, and it’s already wrapped. I had to improvise, adapt, and overcome the fact that I didn’t have wrapping paper. I’m sure she’ll be impressed with what I did.

But that’s all I have going on. I just got a text from my mom telling me if the Hot Mess won’t start to give her a call, and I can use her truck. Let’s hope that the Hot Mess will actually start. I have faith, playa!

I hope all y’all have a great day. Stay warm, and keep your stick on the ice. Happy Monday!