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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Well, I was down at a local beer joint with a few of the guys

Shawshank, May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

IT NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING SNOWING. seriously, please. just stop snowing. it’s the middle of may. Podrick, other than pulling the living room curtains up two shelves for some freakin reason. (It annoys me for some reason. Maybe I don’t want people looking in my living room window. Who’da thunk…

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But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell

Shawshank, May 17, 2026

What the shit is this? It’s goddamn May 17, in the year of our lord, 2026. Why for the love of pop tarts, is it snowing in May? Yesterday, was haha it’s funny that it snowed in the night. Now, it’s still coming down with huge flakes. And, according to…

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Happy May long!

Shawshank, May 16, 2026

We will rebuild.

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She’s a rooting tootin’ pistol from the Lone Star state.

Shawshank, May 15, 2026

Well the start of my sleep was amazing. Then I woke up. I refused to look at the time, figuring I would just fall asleep. Not really. Until I heard the pet feeder go off at 5:30, then I could fall back asleep. For a half hour. Yep, it’s my…

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God, guns, country bumper sticker on the back

Shawshank, May 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Good morning my friends. Podrick was a gentleman this morning, and while it sounded like he was ripping the place down, he was actually pretty good. He pulled the towels down in the bathroom, but I think Pippin was the one to open the cabinet door. We’re under a wind…

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I’m drunk and I’m ready to leave and you look like you love me

Shawshank, May 13, 2026

Good morning my friends. We had a snuggling bed this morning. Miss Pippin snuggled behind my knees. I rolled over after a while, and she came up and under the blankets to snuggle a little more, while Podrick ran around playing with a catnip stick, and a soda cap. It’s…

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