Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.

Throw some ass, free the mind

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Today, Pippin is really determined to not let me sleep at all. AT ALL. sometime this morning, she was trying her hardest to get into the bedroom closet. Wouldn’t stop. So I finally got up and got her out of the bedroom, where I heard her run all over the house. Yay.

This afternoon, after not having the greatest of sleeps, I went into the bedroom for a nap. About 20-35 minutes into said nap, Princess Bitch decided to walk all over me like a jungle gym. So here I am, awake. And not liking it.

Work was slow until yesterday’s truck showed up this morning. So we started to put that away, and just about done with that truck, today’s orders came. So we started to put that way, then of course all the customers decided to come. Not all? Just the ones that didn’t drink six jugs of coffee in the first hour.

Good times.

Oh, and the weather feels like fall. I’m not ready for fall yet. I want the summer for another 2 weeks, please.

I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu

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Here I am. Trying to get my eyes to focus. Allergies are running wild in my face. I would like it very much to stop. It really sucks. One side of my face is swollen and my eye is just leaking.

It’ll stop eventually. So I apologize for any mistakes. It’s hard to focus on the small words on my phone screen. But that’s ok. I’ll post and relax.

There are no plans for the day. Other than probably heading to the second hand store here in town. To look for our junk as Crystal calls it. Then for dinner I’ll make some wings for myself and some yummy nugs for Crystal.

So I hope all y’all have a great day. I’m gonna try as well! Moar coffee!

Hang tight honey I’m a white line running down a dream on a long-lost highway

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I don’t know how long this will be. I just woke up, and I’m am totes Mr Groggs right now. But I have a cat on my lap, and he’s snuggled in.

Work was really slow. But the time moved along pretty well, before I knew it, I was on my way home. Before you could shove a sheep, I had kissed Crystal, and was climbing into bed. I woke up at 2:30, wide awake. I figured I’d just get up, but then all of a sudden, Crystal was telling me it was time to wake up.

Here I am.

Since we didn’t get to have burgers on Friday, we’re having them tonight! I’ll be frying up some really good one. I even saved some bacon from brunch yesterday.

WE’LL EAT LIKE KINGS!

I only ring my southern belle with her boots on

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Good morning everyone. I hope y’all slept well. It stormed here last night, loudly, and with a pretty beat light show. Oh, yeah, the wind was whipping too.

I know this because, I was up at one point during the storm. I got up, and stumbled into the kitchen to close the window – knocking over the large glass bong. I cleaned up the water, and closed the window. I wandered back to bed, and snuggled in again. I listened to the wind and the rain, before it slowly died down, and I fell asleep again.

I also turned on the alarm clock, otherwise it’s gonna be pretty hard to wake up tomorrow at 4:30. Yeah, I know I haven’t set the alarm in like a week, but it has to be done.

But before work can happen, chores must be done. I’ll be starting them in a little while, I just want to wake up a little first, then I’ll be hitting them full force. Boom!