Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.

You’ve got gall, you’ve got guile step to me I’m a rap-o-phile

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Good morning. It took hours for me to fall asleep. I laid my head down, and suddenly I wasn’t high anymore. Then I was too warm, or alternatively too cold. I just couldn’t get comfortable. Then the alarm went off to get up. So, yeah. I’m just a little tired.

I don’t have a lot of plans for today. I have some chores to do today, and I want to head over to the tiny grocery store to see if they have cat litter, and allergy pills. Other than that, I don’t plan on doing a whole bunch of anything. I’ll take the mail over to my parents tomorrow after work.

Brunch for lunch today, and dinner has already been chosen as well, so yeah. All the meals have already been taken care of. Woot!

I did survive the weekend at work. It was pretty slow yesterday, so I carved out a half hour, and refilled all the empty propane tanks, as I knew BossLady would be pissed if they weren’t taken care of when it was so slow.

More coffee pls.

However, everyday I’m dumping the body

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Good morning my friends. We have a low flying plane out there this morning. Aerial spraying of the crops. I think they were doing it last night, or wicked early this morning, but they’re still up there. Spreading the lords word on pesticides.

I slept like the dead. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was out. I woke up sometime in the night, but I didn’t remove my mask to see what time it was. I just forced myself to hopefully fall back asleep. Thankfully I did.

Back to work this morning. Yesterday wasn’t too bad. There were events happening all around us, so we weren’t as busy as we usually are on a Saturday. I think I did everything that I was supposed to do whilst closing. I’ll find out today. It wasn’t too bad though.

So about an hour, maybe less, I start to get news alerts – assassination attempt on Trump. Craziness. Missed him by literal millimetres. So we watched on TV for a little while, then we moved on, and threw on some X-Files.

I need some more coffee. Happy Sunday, my friends and fellow interweb nerds. Hope y’all have a good day.

See people rockin’ yeah people chantin’ feelin’ hot hot hot

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Yep, I’m up. I was originally up at 5, but I managed to convince my mind that getting up at five would be overkill. Getting up at 6 is overkill, but here we are this morning.

Yesterday was a busy day, but I still managed to fit in a nap. We travelled to SlightlyBiggerTown for supplies. We hit the grocery store, the discount store, the pharmacy, and the weed store, finally stopping at Subway on the way back to TinyTown.

After the groceries were put away, and the subs consumed. My body said it was time to lay down, by making my eyelids so heavy, I couldn’t keep them open.

Post nap, we headed out to the little restaurant, and had a really good dinner. Stuffed full, we came home and hunkered down onto the couch. We watched some Netflix, and then watched some Tubi, then we went to bed.

Now we’re awake. It’s gonna be a scorcher out there I think. Time to get ready for work now. Happy Saturday y’all.

I beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfucker, oh

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Good morning, my friends. We’re up. The sun is shining, and it’s gonna be another warm day out there. And today, since I don’t have to work, I can wear shorts.

Yep, it’s already warm in the apartment. But it’s summer time, so it is bound to get warm. Pippin is in the back window lording over her queen moon, while Chaucer is comfortable on the floor by the front door.

Since I have to work the entire weekend, we’ll be doing all of the weekend things today. We’ll be heading out to SlightlyBiggerTown for supplies, and of course doing all the Sunday chores. My plan is to get one load of laundry before we leave, that way just one load will be left when we get back from town.

Simple, right? Sounds simple to me. So let’s get the day started! Happy Friyay everyone!