He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood

Good morning. It was a little tossy turny last night and this morning. And warm, then cool. So yeah, we probably won’t be turning the bed on tonight. We’re still under an extreme cold watch. It’s still motherfucking cold out there.

Yesterday, I went to start the Hot Mess Express, and it just wouldn’t turn over. So I texted my mom, and when she didn’t reply I walked up, and into Shady Acres. I am borrowing her truck until tomorrow, when I can jump Hot Mess. So yeah I’m rocking a Ford Ranger for right now.

Other than that, not too much is going on. Hopefully the extreme cold will be over by tomorrow for a little bit, then it’ll thaw, then it’ll freeze.

Hopefully everyone will have a great day today. If your area is cold, stay warm my friends.

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Workin’ all day. Gotta bring home the bacon. So it’s a full day. It’s all good. I’m working with a good guy today. He’s learning how to be a key-holder. Not today, son. We want to get home and Sundays are not training days.

It wasn’t bad at work yesterday. Just bloody cold out there. And in the store. Someone turned the heat down, and since the wind was blowing and it was so cold, it did take a couple of hours to warm back up again.

But it’s gonna be a good day. A good but a long day. We’ll make it through, and then I’ll come home and make beans and wieners. Yum!

Baby, it’s cold outside

Sweet baby Jeebus, it’s wicked cold out there with the windchill, it’s about -35°f. I got up very very early in the morning, about 10 minutes before the alarm went off.

But after picking up my coworker, we made it into work, and opened the store. Nothing special there. We sat for about an hour and a half before the first customer walked through the doors.

Now I’m at home, with no plans of leaving the house again until tomorrow morning, when I have to pick up a coworker and head in for the full day.

Fin.

Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Good morning everyone. I really didn’t want to get out of bed, as the bed was just so comfortable. It was just so lovely. Then Chaucer started to scream. So that’s when I slowly rolled out of bed.

It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland out there. We’ve had high winds all night, and it supposed to be hella windy for the rest of the weekend. Yay. Even looking out the window, it looks pretty post-apocalyptic out there with all the blowing snow.

But I think I’m gonna sign off and wake up. So I’ll leave you with the newest pizza update.