3/17/20
Good morning my beautiful lady 
Happy St. Patrick’s day! I hope my sweatshirt keeps you warm today. It’s a little chilly in here today. No coffee as well. They sent up hot water instead of coffee. Good times. Good times indeed. And again they didn’t take and switch out the books. I put in a grievance.1 It won’t do anything. I put in one about my clothes the first time they went missing on the third. I haven’t heard anything from that one. And I don’t [think? -ed.] Capt. America works today. On the plus side, coffee just got delivered. REDACTED smiles.
So with no visitation, I’m excited to talk more on the phones. I love your voice, it’s like a choir of angels, your ass is like a think of beauty. I want to spank it. Why are there no conjugal visits? They always have them on TV! hahaha! Hopefully there should be 6 envelopes leaving my unit sometime Thursday, I wanna know if they show up on the same day. It’s a prison experiment!
Sweet, caught BBC Newshour. Totally devoted to coronavirus. Man, the French are pissed. Macron basically shut everything down on Friday, but mentioned it in passing. People on vacation, showing up at ski resorts to find them closed. Closed everything, but keep the first round of elections open. Voter turnout 38%. Wow. NPR is shutting down their member drive early to concentrate on reporting on covid-19.
According to the grievance I put in yesterday for my clothes, I should be getting them back sometime. As a precaution, I just washed a pair of socks in the sink. lol
#prisonghetto #candycorn #triplesag2
So I got my clothes back! Yay! Clean clothes for court! I’m impressed how quickly they came through. I think they went faster because I said I had court on Thursday, and had nothing clean for it.
Trump just said “BIG BOLD PACKAGE” and it sounded so creepy. I feel dirty now. Also, I have a “BIG BOLD PACKAGE”. I kinda want a shirt that says “BIG BOLD PACKAGE”.
I had my usual happy afternoon dream. I meet you at the border, after you cross. I’m leaning against my truck. You get out of yours and we run to each other, and kiss and I spin you around. I always have a smile on my face after that dream. It’s a good one. Sometimes in the dream I forget about the cats and we have a nice meal. But when I remember the cats, you follow me to our double wide 🙂 still smiling.
I can’t really put my finger on something I really want to eat. I’d love a really good meat lovers pizza, maybe a good vindaloo, but I don’t really mind right now. Maybe a burger mmm hahaha
Well, another day in the bag. It’s 10:00 pm and we’re all locked in for the night. I shall dream of meeting you at the border, and having you follow me to our new-to-us doublewide trailer in Elbow or Eyelash3, Saskatchewan. I love you so much my love. Have an excellent sleep, knowing I’m thinking and dreaming of you.
I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU
1 Inmates and detainees are allowed a certain number of open grievances, where they can make requests or file complaints about things.
2 On our last visit, the detainee in the phone box next to us was wearing a LOT of layers. He had white underwear, yellow shorts, and orange pants, and his lower body looked like candy corn. We dubbed it the “candy corn triple sag” – ed.
3 “But could you see yourself living in a town called Moose Jaw?” he once asked.