Your butt is wide, well mine is too Shawshank, September 12, 2020 I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad! It didn’t turn out too bad. It came out of the oven and I immediately rolled it. Then let it cool for about 45 minutes – I could’ve let it cool another 15ish minutes. Then I put the cream cheese frosting in it and rolled it again. Here’s where mom started to hover a little. She did the dusting of powdered sugar. I probably would’ve skipped that part. Not too shabby Life bakingblogbloggerjournalmomsplain
Life Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room October 26, 2024 I’m home from work. I have learned that I don’t like getting up early. But I switched shifts with another guy because, his grandmother isn’t doing well, so I figured that I’d help him out. Because, I hope that if I have to switch shifts last minute because of someone’s… Read More
Life Well, the road was hot and flat as a ruler good hundred miles between me and Missoula March 11, 2026 It snowed again, in the night. I’ll let that sink in. I believe all of us have, once again, been fooled by false spring. There’s usually 2-3 false springs. So yeah. Fucking false spring. A little bit of bad news yesterday. My gramma has passed away. Early yesterday morning my… Read More
Life Six o’clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream August 22, 2022 Just another manic Monday. Good morning everyone. Pippin has a new superpower, she can leave the bed mere minutes before the alarm goes off. As soon as I leave the bedroom, she starts meowing for me to open the back door so she can look out. So I tried to… Read More
So was it bad because you added the nuts and you weren’t supposed to, out bad because you don’t like nuts in your mouth? Reply