Your butt is wide, well mine is too Shawshank, September 12, 2020 I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad! It didn’t turn out too bad. It came out of the oven and I immediately rolled it. Then let it cool for about 45 minutes – I could’ve let it cool another 15ish minutes. Then I put the cream cheese frosting in it and rolled it again. Here’s where mom started to hover a little. She did the dusting of powdered sugar. I probably would’ve skipped that part. Not too shabby Life bakingblogbloggerjournalmomsplain
Life You call me on my car phone with that je ne sais quois you say you need a little of my ooh-la-la April 8, 2026 Good morning. I’ve been mostly awake for a while. We’ll leave the morning alone with that lone sentence. He’s in full asshole/feral mode today. I’m pretty much done with him this morning. Pippin isn’t too impressed with him either. Yes, once again it’s Rex Manning day. So that automatically makes the day just a little… Read More
Life Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor, oh my, good Lord July 9, 2024 So I don’t know how long this post will be. I think I only got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep. I was high as balls when I got into bed. Then, boom, I was sober, and my mind wouldn’t shut up. It was literally like flipping through tv channels. I couldn’t stop. The… Read More
Life So if I ever tried to quit you, I wouldn’t be able I’d be addicted, hell, I’d be hooked May 21, 2026 The Beautiful One (and Podrick) let me sleep in a little bit this morning. Even Pippin came up and tried to get comfortable on my arm. She couldn’t get as comfortable as she wanted, so she left. I am truly thankful for Crystal laying there bored, while I sleep, probably snoring in her face. I… Read More
So was it bad because you added the nuts and you weren’t supposed to, out bad because you don’t like nuts in your mouth? Reply