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Shawshank, September 12, 2020

I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong?

I had to put walnuts in it.

Yeah, it’s that bad!

It didn’t turn out too bad. It came out of the oven and I immediately rolled it. Then let it cool for about 45 minutes – I could’ve let it cool another 15ish minutes. Then I put the cream cheese frosting in it and rolled it again. Here’s where mom started to hover a little. She did the dusting of powdered sugar.

I probably would’ve skipped that part.

Not too shabby
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Comments (2)

  1. Crystal says:
    September 12, 2020 at 12:49

    So was it bad because you added the nuts and you weren’t supposed to, out bad because you don’t like nuts in your mouth?

    Reply
    1. Shawshank says:
      September 12, 2020 at 13:00
      Not fond of baking with nuts
      Reply

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