Your butt is wide, well mine is too Shawshank, September 12, 2020 I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad! It didn’t turn out too bad. It came out of the oven and I immediately rolled it. Then let it cool for about 45 minutes – I could’ve let it cool another 15ish minutes. Then I put the cream cheese frosting in it and rolled it again. Here’s where mom started to hover a little. She did the dusting of powdered sugar. I probably would’ve skipped that part. Not too shabby Life bakingblogbloggerjournalmomsplain
Life I want you smothered, want you covered – like my Waffle House hash browns April 14, 2024 Good Sunday morning people. It’s bright, and very very sunny outside this morning, and Pippin is already looking out the back door. The coffee has been brewed. And chore day has officially started. The cats litter box has already been cleaned out for the kids. Chaucer prefers that the box… Read More
Life What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts? June 14, 2025June 14, 2025 Greetings, fellow earthlings. This post is a little late, but here it is. The reason why I didn’t post this morning was because I couldn’t focus my eyes enough, or get my thumbs to work well enough to actually type out anything coherent. So here we are. Got this yesterday,… Read More
Life Seven swans a swimming December 7, 2023 Oh, it’s morning again. That sleep went very quickly. I was up I think, around 5. Just to go to the bathroom, then I was back snuggled in the warm bed. It felt like only a couple of minutes before the alarm went off. It’s not too bad, but a… Read More
So was it bad because you added the nuts and you weren’t supposed to, out bad because you don’t like nuts in your mouth? Reply