Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty

I got up 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning. I fumbled to shut the alarm off, and stumbled into the bathroom.

I was a little discombobulated this morning. More on that later. I turned on the coffee pot, waited, and poured myself a cuppa. I sat down, and told myself that it’s the weekend, and it’s Dateline on NBC. I was not disappointed.

I went to my sneaky spot – on top the fridge, and grabbed the anniversary card for Crystal. It was hidden really well, lodged in between her anniversary presents. I put it on her side of the couch.

I have some more coffee, and then broke my fast. Kissed Crystal on my way out to work. I do all the normal opening stuff. About three or four hours into work, I can smell B.O. It’s me. I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I sat outside for most of the morning, because of that.

Also,

I JUST WANT TO WISH THE LOBSTER LOVE OF MY LIFE A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND I’M SO SORRY THAT I LOUDLY FART WHILST ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU. AGAIN, I AM TOTES SORRY. ❤️