Life My discothèque Juliet, teenage dream February 27, 2025 Again, I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Crystal may have been warm, but this morning, the bed temperature was so very snuggly. Yesterday was a pretty nice day. I texted my mom to figure out why I was calling the dealership. She explained, and the truck… Read More
Life You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine February 18, 2024 “GET OFF ME, GAS BOY!” That was the war cry this morning, when I attempted, by stealth to snuggle as close as possible to Crystal. I was doing everything right. Moving slow, as to not be noticed by her. I had my mission, I accepted it, and was in the… Read More
Life Everybody knows that the boat is leaking, everybody knows that the captain lied April 10, 2022 Good morning all you glorious motherfuckers! It’s Sunday, and it’s actually sunny, and somewhat warm outside. All the rugs are out there and I even washed the garbage can. The lone load of laundry has just finished being washed. And I should get all up in there to put it… Read More