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Shawshank, December 8, 2025

I slept twice last night. We get into bed, and do our bed things. I give The Beautiful One kisses, and we slowly start getting ready to go to sleep.

I’m out.

About a half hour later, Podrick did something, and woke me up. I repositioned, and pulled my mask down. I didn’t even have the mask or the YouTube going. So I got that going, and got the volume set correctly. I don’t remember putting the phone in my dresser drawer, and I was out again.

I remember the guy saying to concentrate on the dome of my head, and how there’s a light warming it. That’s all I remember before falling asleep.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. At one point I come back in from outside and said, “co-worker, it’s snowing outside, and it’s 1:30. Do you know what that means?”

Blank look in my direction.

“That means for the next five and a half hours, we listen to” … (pause for dramatic effect) …

“Christmas music!”

I’m pretty sure he humoured me.

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