The silence, the terror, the pain, the horror. As your mom comes downstairs

Have you ever farted into a wine glass, then smelt it? Good morning my friends, welcome to Monday. Or as we call it here – brunch day. I woke up this morning, and my first thought: you forgot to take out the bacon last night. So the bacon is now sitting in the sink defrosting.

Oops.

Yesterday wasn’t too bad. We didn’t pick apples. My dad did put his scan tools on the Hot Mess Express, and found nothing wrong with it. Excepting of course, the TPMS system. But we already knew that. After a quick drive to the corner and back, the Hot Mess has a clean bill of health. Woohoo!

After that, it was the typical Sunday afternoon. We all just hung out and played on our phones, and for my dad, his iPad. It was a nice relaxing afternoon.

When we got home, we didn’t do too too much I shaved Crystal’s head, and shaved mine as well. We just relaxed. We watched some Supernatural, and CSI. So that’s what we did.

I think to day we’ll be doing some tie dye. That should be a lot of fun. Then a great dinner of ground cow shaped into disks, and some planked potatoes.

Happy Monday! Have another cup of coffee. It’ll get better with more coffee.