Life Give ’em the old razzle dazzle Shawshank, April 24, 2024 So yeah, I wore the loud hoodie today. Only one person mentioned that I was very bright this morning. But then it got too warm to wear the hoodie, so I took it off. No one mentioned what my t-shirt said. “My mom says I’m special.” My mom noticed it right away, and said that… Continue Reading
Life And we don’t know just where our bones will rest Shawshank, April 19, 2024 “Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true, Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil, Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet” Good afternoon people. I assume that you’re waiting with bated breath for my post. As you should be. I assure you this will be the greatest post that you’ll… Continue Reading
Life Cause I saddle up my horse, and I ride into the city Shawshank, April 18, 2024 Is it Friday yet? If not, why the hell did it snow last night? Why did it snow, when Crystal proclaimed that it was now spring? One of our customers put it perfectly. We wouldn’t have this problem, if Mother Nature was a man. Women just can’t seem to make up their minds. Heh. It… Continue Reading
Life <insert any song lyrics here> Shawshank, April 17, 2024 I’m just bitching in this post. Nothing to see here. Move along. I’m tired. I don’t think I’m sleeping well at all. It’s also cold out there with high winds. So all the old people have to come in and have a pithy comment about how it’s not spring and that it’s actually still winter.… Continue Reading
Life But here’s my number, so call me, maybe Shawshank, April 16, 2024 It’s been a long freakin day. Up at 4am, at work at 5:30, and then worked two hours over time because we’re short handed and the next guy didn’t come in until 3:45. So now I’m finally home. the last two hours went by so slowly. It’s been raining all day. I’m now blocking two… Continue Reading
Life So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh Shawshank, April 15, 2024 Good morning/afternoon, or evening if you prefer. I’m home once again from work. It was a little busier today, because we’re closed on Sundays. So that was a nice thing. Course when you’re busy, it’s harder to stick, and clean. But that’s ok. It’s starting to get warmer in the mornings, which is nice. It’s… Continue Reading