Life What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts? Shawshank, June 14, 2025June 14, 2025 Greetings, fellow earthlings. This post is a little late, but here it is. The reason why I didn’t post this morning was because I couldn’t focus my eyes enough, or get my thumbs to work well enough to actually type out anything coherent. So here we are. Got this yesterday,… Continue Reading
Life ‘Cause they love him in London and Paris and Tokyo America, Scotland and Canada and Mexico, they say “I believe in Joe Hendry Shawshank, June 13, 2025 I’m gonna make this brief, as I’m really trying to keep my eyes focused. I had a really good sleep, all the way up to when my alarm went off. If Podrick was doing anything, I didn’t hear shit last night! It was a very nice and relaxing day. We… Continue Reading
Life Hey you, always on the run gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun Shawshank, June 10, 2025 Good morning party people! We’re all awake here. I tried to sleep just a little longer, but my mistake was having to get up and use the bathroom. That was the mistake – Podrick was in his element. He tried to jump up into the toilet when I lifted the… Continue Reading
Life If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes Shawshank, June 9, 2025 Here I am, fresh off the opening shift. It was slow, and gray, and chilly. Thankfully, the sun has come out and the wind is slowly dying down. I was up at the ass-crack of dawn to make it into work for 5:30. BossLady is very sick, and carried her… Continue Reading
Life I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire Shawshank, June 7, 2025 Hey hey, bitches. It’s ya boi, Shawshank. Fresh off a 7 hour shift with GenAlpha. It was a slow, but steady morning. It’s grad weekend, so it just started to get busy as I was leaving – all my morning tasks complete. The cats, are well, fucking cats today. I… Continue Reading
Life He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time Shawshank, June 5, 2025 Here I am. All awake, like I planned it. I slept until the alarm. Podrick is up with me, running around. I don’t know if it was a dream or not, but at one point I woke up, and I had one of Crystal’s pillows. I don’t know if I… Continue Reading