Life If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes Shawshank, June 9, 2025 Here I am, fresh off the opening shift. It was slow, and gray, and chilly. Thankfully, the sun has come out and the wind is slowly dying down. I was up at the ass-crack of dawn to make it into work for 5:30. BossLady is very sick, and carried her puke bucket around as she… Continue Reading
Life I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire Shawshank, June 7, 2025 Hey hey, bitches. It’s ya boi, Shawshank. Fresh off a 7 hour shift with GenAlpha. It was a slow, but steady morning. It’s grad weekend, so it just started to get busy as I was leaving – all my morning tasks complete. The cats, are well, fucking cats today. I had to deal with GenAlpha… Continue Reading
Life He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time Shawshank, June 5, 2025 Here I am. All awake, like I planned it. I slept until the alarm. Podrick is up with me, running around. I don’t know if it was a dream or not, but at one point I woke up, and I had one of Crystal’s pillows. I don’t know if I actually did, but in my… Continue Reading
Life I’m the smiling face on your TV Shawshank, June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 Good morning. It’s a chilly bright day out there this morning. It’s that part of spring where it’s still freakin cold first thing in the morning. But we’re dealing with it, by dressing in layers. Yesterday was a really nice day. We went to SlightlyBiggerTown town to check out the second hand store. I got… Continue Reading
Life Herc was on a roll person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll Shawshank, May 30, 2025 Good morning. I have Pippin curled up on my chest, and Podrick is curled up by my ankles. He’s snuggling then chasing his tail. Now he’s further up my lap. They’re getting along so far. Pippin is relaxed and purring. So far Podrick is just relaxing and cleaning himself. We went to the local high… Continue Reading
Life The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices Shawshank, May 17, 2025 Good afternoon! I’ve been up since 5 this morning, when my alarm scared the shit out of me. I managed to shut it off, but accidentally turned on the second alarm, which went off around 6. At that point, Podrick had already been in the bedroom terrorizing Crystal while she tried to sleep. So she… Continue Reading