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Ain’t got no picture postcards, ain’t got no souvenirs – my baby, she don’t know me when I’m thinking bout those years

Shawshank, October 25, 2025

Good morning. Er, afternoon. I’ve been up since 4:57, three minutes before my alarm went off. I don’t know why my body and mind don’t trust the alarm clock that I’ve had work flawlessly for 5 years. I’m either up a couple of hours early and sleep lightly, up minutes before, or the alarm clock…

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Get the party goin’ on the dance floor

Shawshank, October 19, 2025

I’ve been up on and off since around 6. Podrick is being Podrick, and he’s apparently feeling a lot better. I’m gonna have to take everything off the night stand. Because like a honey badger, he doesn’t fucking care about anything or anyone. He really doesn’t like apple pie. He’s simply being an asshole this…

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I’m the question, and you’re of course the answer

Shawshank, October 18, 2025

Good afternoon, my little bitches. I’ve been up, on and off since probably, around 4, but rolling out of bed at 4:51. I woke up at 4am freaking out that I missed my alarm. I didn’t. I fell back into a light sleep until 4:51, when I said fuck it. Close enough. Coffee. Feed the…

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Nobody’s gonna mess me around

Shawshank, October 11, 2025

Well that sleep sucked ass. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was wide awake. I looked at the clock, and it was 11:14. The next time I looked at the clock, it was 2. Then 3, then 3:40am. I finally fall asleep, and the alarm goes off. It’s like it was 3…

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Once I had a love and it was a gas

Shawshank, September 27, 2025

Whew! What a morning. Up early to open the store for 7, and we were rockin right off the bat. We did over a page and a half of fuel, and over 150 tenders in the 7ish hours that me and my coworker were there. We had, at most, 15 minutes to kinda relax and…

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So cum on feel the noize girls rock your boys

Shawshank, September 25, 2025

Morning. I think I’m getting sick. I’ve been up on and off since around three. First I was too hot, then too cold. Then my nose started to leak. I could feel it moving, and then dripping. Then my eyes. I could feel the tears all down my face. I couldn’t breathe through my nose.…

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