Tag: up early

Get the party goin’ on the dance floor

Posted on by Shawshank

I’ve been up on and off since around 6. Podrick is being Podrick, and he’s apparently feeling a lot better. I’m gonna have to take everything off the night stand. Because like a honey badger, he doesn’t fucking care about anything or anyone.

He really doesn’t like apple pie.

He’s simply being an asshole this morning.

We’re still sick here. But I hope that we’re getting better. Crystal is in hot mode. I just want the sickness to be over.

Back to work for the all day Sunday shift in a couple of hours. I’m just looking forward to tomorrow. Days off are coming! Chores are coming!

Coffee first.

I’m the question, and you’re of course the answer

Posted on by Shawshank

Good afternoon, my little bitches. I’ve been up, on and off since probably, around 4, but rolling out of bed at 4:51. I woke up at 4am freaking out that I missed my alarm. I didn’t. I fell back into a light sleep until 4:51, when I said fuck it. Close enough.

Coffee.

Feed the cats.

Stare at the TV until it was time to pre-heat the truck, and 10 minutes later, I stepped out into a windblown wasteland that is TinyTown before the sun comes up. I pull into work and start my day.

Lights on.

Count the cash.

Stand on top of the gas and diesel holding tanks, and scream into the void. After screaming, I head back inside, and kick out two customers, because we haven’t opened yet. Bing Bing forgot to lock the door. S’ok.

Back home now. Oven pre-heating for chunks of pig. Yum. And the bonus? I get to do it all over again tomorrow. But all day. Open to close.

Nobody’s gonna mess me around

Posted on by Shawshank

Well that sleep sucked ass.

As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was wide awake. I looked at the clock, and it was 11:14. The next time I looked at the clock, it was 2. Then 3, then 3:40am. I finally fall asleep, and the alarm goes off.

It’s like it was 3 days ago, without all the sweating. And even better, I’ve passed the sick on to Crystal. I’m sure she’s having a worse sleep than I did. Podrick as well, I could hear him sneezing all night. Poor little guy.

So I get up, get dressed, and fed the cats, and of course Pippin wants nothing to do with food. So hers is in the cupboard until Crystal wakes up.

Back to work this morning. Early shift, then home. I might do the laundry when I get home. I really really need to wash the sheets to maybe get the taint of sick off of us.

But right now, coffee. And Advil. Happy Saturday y’all.

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Posted on by Shawshank

Whew! What a morning. Up early to open the store for 7, and we were rockin right off the bat. We did over a page and a half of fuel, and over 150 tenders in the 7ish hours that me and my coworker were there. We had, at most, 15 minutes to kinda relax and have a seat.

But I’m here at The Flat again. Crystal is listening to some questionable music. The lead singer is screaming “justified” over and over again. I may have to set up an appointment to get her head checked. she probably likes mumble rap as well.

Half day off now to relax a little. I may have to partake in some weedy things. IYKYK, amirite? I have my finger on the pulse of today’s youth. Skibidi and Ohio and all that shit. Tonight is a PLE from NXT, and tomorrow, an all day shift slinging gas, propane, and propane accessories.

So cum on feel the noize girls rock your boys

Posted on by Shawshank

Morning. I think I’m getting sick. I’ve been up on and off since around three. First I was too hot, then too cold. Then my nose started to leak. I could feel it moving, and then dripping. Then my eyes. I could feel the tears all down my face. I couldn’t breathe through my nose. I was a mouth breather. I couldn’t sleep. I tossed and turned and was up more than I wanted to.

It was not a fun time from 3-5 or so.

I don’t know if it’s a cold or allergies. I’ll take some allergy meds today to see if they help.

Work was crazy busy yesterday. Unfortunately, all the stupids came out as well. I mentioned to a coworker that I’m really surprised that these people actually dressed themselves because their common sense was totally out the window.

My father had multiple tests in CapitalCity yesterday, so they had a very long day yesterday, but they managed to do some shopping yesterday. They picked up a gift for Podrick, who of course, loved it.

But he’s being an ass this morning.

Covfefe.