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I’m playin’ my guitar and buildin’ castles in the sun, woh wo woh

Shawshank, June 12, 2025

The tiny menace let me sleep in a extra hour this morning. That was so nice of him. Although he was a bit of an ass when I got up in the middle of the night. He tried to get into the toilet when I opened the lid, and then he attacked my feet as…

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She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Shawshank, June 11, 2025

Good morning my friends. I woke up at one point and The Beautiful One was gone out of the bed. She rescued me from Podrick who woke up a couple of hours earlier. He’s starting to slow down a little now. Hopefully, he won’t be like yesterday – full speed all morning, and just as…

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Hey you, always on the run gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun

Shawshank, June 10, 2025

Good morning party people! We’re all awake here. I tried to sleep just a little longer, but my mistake was having to get up and use the bathroom. That was the mistake – Podrick was in his element. He tried to jump up into the toilet when I lifted the lid. He got shut down…

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If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes

Shawshank, June 9, 2025

Here I am, fresh off the opening shift. It was slow, and gray, and chilly. Thankfully, the sun has come out and the wind is slowly dying down. I was up at the ass-crack of dawn to make it into work for 5:30. BossLady is very sick, and carried her puke bucket around as she…

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‘Cause they love him in London and Paris and Tokyo America, Scotland and Canada and Mexico

Shawshank, June 8, 2025

Good gray morning. It’s gray and it’s been rainy, and windy. It’s supposed to be like this all day. I feel bad, it’s grad weekend. No grad parade yesterday. There was tonnes of wind, and it threatened to rain for the day. Didn’t really do too much when I got home. I closed up some…

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I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire

Shawshank, June 7, 2025

Hey hey, bitches. It’s ya boi, Shawshank. Fresh off a 7 hour shift with GenAlpha. It was a slow, but steady morning. It’s grad weekend, so it just started to get busy as I was leaving – all my morning tasks complete. The cats, are well, fucking cats today. I had to deal with GenAlpha…

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