Life Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin’ light on me Shawshank, June 18, 2025 Consciousness has reached The Flat. Podrick was a very good boy and slept with us until I lurched out of bed. I tripped over him, and then Pippin ran out of the bedroom, causing me to trip over her as she put the speed on just as she got under my legs. They’re currently fighting… Continue Reading
Life Couldn’t see the ground somebody help me Shawshank, June 17, 2025 The alarm didn’t have to go off. I knew it was time. It was three minutes before my alarm went off. I lurch out of bed, trying to figure out fading dreams. I was on the run. I met up with Crystal, and someone else later on. It was like an episode of FBI. I… Continue Reading
Life Singin’ songs about the Southland Shawshank, June 16, 2025 Good Monday morning. Podrick has been an asshole to Crystal for at least 3 hours already this morning. So much so, she actually got out of bed early this morning because Podrick would stop chasing his tail on top of me. He’s currently running around like an idiot, but he’s slowing down. Work wasn’t too… Continue Reading
Life Staring straight down a forty-four well, he turned and screamed at Linda Lou Shawshank, June 15, 2025June 15, 2025 Good morning. We’re all up in The Flat. And the coffee is flowing this morning. In a few hours, I’ll be hesding into work. But for now I have a little while to wake up, drink some coffee, and in a few I’ll be hoping into the shower, cause ya gots to be fresh when… Continue Reading
Life What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts? Shawshank, June 14, 2025June 14, 2025 Greetings, fellow earthlings. This post is a little late, but here it is. The reason why I didn’t post this morning was because I couldn’t focus my eyes enough, or get my thumbs to work well enough to actually type out anything coherent. So here we are. Got this yesterday, and was hoping that it… Continue Reading
Life ‘Cause they love him in London and Paris and Tokyo America, Scotland and Canada and Mexico, they say “I believe in Joe Hendry Shawshank, June 13, 2025 I’m gonna make this brief, as I’m really trying to keep my eyes focused. I had a really good sleep, all the way up to when my alarm went off. If Podrick was doing anything, I didn’t hear shit last night! It was a very nice and relaxing day. We only did one thing: Balatro.… Continue Reading