Tag: TinyTown

Let the Midnight Special shine a ever lovin’ light on me

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Consciousness has reached The Flat. Podrick was a very good boy and slept with us until I lurched out of bed. I tripped over him, and then Pippin ran out of the bedroom, causing me to trip over her as she put the speed on just as she got under my legs.

They’re currently fighting over the table at the back door. So, a pretty normal morning for them. He’s cocky, because he has a fully belly of kitten chow.

Finally, a day off. I have a couple large loads of laundry to do. I don’t plan on doing too much other than chores today. We’ll be having brunch in a few hours. But it’ll be a relaxing day, as I’m back in the store tomorrow morning again.

But first coffee. Then I’ll start the chores. Happy Wednesday everyone!

Couldn’t see the ground somebody help me

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The alarm didn’t have to go off. I knew it was time. It was three minutes before my alarm went off. I lurch out of bed, trying to figure out fading dreams. I was on the run. I met up with Crystal, and someone else later on. It was like an episode of FBI. I remember hiding out somewhere, and then sneaking through a mall or something. Then driving. I remember being pissed off that I didn’t bring my Vancouver Canucks jersey. I’ve never owned on before. I think as I woke up, we were trying to cross a border. I don’t know which. But it was a weird dream. It’s the first dream I’ve had in a long while. Even stranger, it’s the first dream I’ve remembered in years.

Back to work today. Mid shift. I’ll be the cashier today. I think it’s gonna be a longer day. But we’ll see.

They look all nice to each other. Crystal took this picture when I was at work. I’m sure Pippin was growling for most of this. He means well, but is too much in your face. Pippin doesn’t like that too much.

Coffee please.

Singin’ songs about the Southland

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Good Monday morning. Podrick has been an asshole to Crystal for at least 3 hours already this morning. So much so, she actually got out of bed early this morning because Podrick would stop chasing his tail on top of me. He’s currently running around like an idiot, but he’s slowing down.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. Some slow times, but we were mostly busy for the whole day. It was steady, but steady enough to just keep the two of us busy, and not running around ripping our hair out. I was asked if we carried battery terminals and a few hours later we were asked if we carried diaper cream. That’s the fun of being the only business open on Sunday.

Back to work today. Thankfully there’s a day off on the horizon – Wednesday. That’s a good thing for sure. I’m starting to run out of socks and underwear. so I’ll be doing lots of laundry on Wednesday morning.

As you can see, the little fucking tornado can make it up on to the counters. There’s very few places that he can’t get to now. He seems to really like soda caps, so I found as many as I could at work, and brought them home for him.

Staring straight down a forty-four well, he turned and screamed at Linda Lou

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Good morning. We’re all up in The Flat. And the coffee is flowing this morning.

In a few hours, I’ll be hesding into work. But for now I have a little while to wake up, drink some coffee, and in a few I’ll be hoping into the shower, cause ya gots to be fresh when stepping into work.

After work yesterday, we drove to SlightlyBiggerTown for some much needed supplies. First stop was the grocery store. It wasn’t busy in there, and we have a list, so we wander up and down each aisle. When Crystal went to the drug store after, I ran to the “general store” to find a cat toy. No joy, so we met back up, and hit the weed store, then Subway. After getting our sandwiches, we were ghost like Swayze, and one our way back to TinyTown.

Working today, and tomorrow. Then Tuesday Wednesday is mine to do all the chores in the world. It’s gonna be fun, I’ll sell tickets.

But first, coffee. Coffee; the giver of energy. Happy Sunday y’all!

What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?

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Greetings, fellow earthlings. This post is a little late, but here it is. The reason why I didn’t post this morning was because I couldn’t focus my eyes enough, or get my thumbs to work well enough to actually type out anything coherent. So here we are.

Got this yesterday, and was hoping that it was nothing, my parents are in CapitalCity for some medical stuff for my father, so I hoping that this wasn’t someone trying to steal my moms truck while they were wherever they were. Thankfully, my mom just got the wrong button on the key fob. Crisis averted. Although my mom offered us toilet paper, because she got such a great deal on it!

Podrick is busy right now with a soda lid. He’s chasing it all over The Flat. I saved one for when he’s really bothering Crystal or Pippin when I’m not here. But look at him. He’s getting so long. He doesn’t grow like a normal cat. His legs are long and spindly, his paws are huge, and his head isn’t proportional to the rest of his body. He had his back to me stretching for something and I exclaimed, “ he’s all legs and asshole!”. That sums him up pretty much.

This win totally surprised me, and didn’t net me another deck to play with. I know I always say I’m surprised when I win, but I really want paying attention to the ante, of the round. When you skip a lot of the antes, you really lose track of where you actually are in the round. I’m pretty sure I said, “holy shit, I just won!”.