Tag: TinyTown

When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs

Posted on by Shawshank

It’s getting so freaking close to the weekend. Two more shifts to go. Can I survive? Possibly. Yesterday was a long day. I think it might be a little better today NewNewGirl is in today, and that adds a little bit of a buffer.

Yesterday was a wicked busy day, as I tried to make sense of a couple problems, one of which I caused. I think I got everything worked out. But I’ll ultimately find out when I get in this morning.

I came home after work with a frozen pizza. It was a ‘Canadian’. Pepperoni, bacon, and mushrooms. Usually I’ll pick off the mushrooms and put them on Crystal’s side of the pizza. This one had every topping still in place, and a pretty good spread across the pizza. With a tonne of mushrooms. There were too many to pick off, so I bit the bullet and didn’t clear my side.

I ATE A TONNE OF FUNGIS.

Spoiler alert: I survived.

Anyways, let’s go out and kick some ass. Happy Thursday y’all!

You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time

Posted on by Shawshank

Greetings earthlings. I’ve been up, on and off since about 5 this morning. With the temperature change comes a pressure change, and I’m all stuff up. I got up and wandered into the kitchen and drank some water, and tried to go back to sleep.

I dozed.

At one point I didn’t think the alarm was going to go off. I dunno, my brain is weird like that. So I stole a peek of the time: 6:50. Ugh. Just another 10 minutes until the alarm goes off.

And here we are. Awake. We have coffee, and the news is on. It’s a good day to have a good day. It will be a good day.

The sun is coming up earlier and earlier. About a month ago, the sun was rising at around 8:30, now sunrise is 7:30. It’s very nice to be waking up and have it brighter outside. It’s also really nice , to have daylight longer in the evening. The sun is setting around 6:30.

But before I can start the day, let’s consume some coffee. Happy Wednesday!

Said my get up and go, must’ve got up and went

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning my Tuesday bitches. I’m awake, but not liking it. Again, the bed was the most perfect temperature. I didn’t want to leave the bed. But here we are, awake and not liking it.

Yesterday was pretty much a bust. The testimony on the Murdaugh trail wasn’t all that great, and we were on stand by for baby cows. The second phone call to see baby cows never came, so we cooked some wonderful taco bowels for dinner.

It just felt like I didn’t accomplish anything yesterday. It’s weird, I can sit and do absolutely nothing, and still have a good day. I think it was because we were hyped up about going out. That’s ok though, it was still a good day. We capped off the day by playing some Breath of the Wild, and watched some Breaking Bad, and then we called it a day.

Which brings us to this fine and wonderful morning. It’s warmer than it’s been out there, and the coffee has been brewed. It’s get ready for another great week in the great white north! Happy Tuesday everyone! Let’s make it a great week!

You could’ve been gettin’ down to this sick beat

Posted on by Shawshank

Awake! Good morning my little chickadees. It’s a gray Monday morning here in TinyTown. It’s warmer, but it’s windy out there. It’s a warmish wind though, if that helps you deal with it.

Coffee has been brewed.

Yep it’s Monday. Brunch day. It’s a good day, when you can have bacon – Crystal’s joy will be a toasted peanut butter and bacon breakfast sandwich. It’s going to be a yummy brunch.

I slept like the dead last night. The last thing I remember m, is my mind playing tricks on me. It sounded like Pippin was getting into places that she shouldn’t be. Then the absolute last thing I heard before I drifted off – nothing. Absolutely nothing. Total silence.

That worried me, so as long as I stayed awake. Which wasn’t that long. I think my last thought was whatever happens, I can clean it up in the morning.

The good thing was, I didn’t have to clean anything up this morning.

I just want all y’all to know, I am kicking ass in The Adventures of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Why is it called The Adventures of Zelda? That chick isn’t doing shite. Poor Link is doing all the heavy lifting. Ok, so follow along with me: Link falls in battle 100 years ago, right? I’d expect to be buried with all my kick ass armour, and the freakin Master Sword. But when you wake up with no memory of anything, all you basically have are some rags, and a tree branch to defend yourself.

Why couldn’t you be at least hurried with some armour, and maybe just a nice workable ceremonial sword or something. But no. You have absolutely nothing. Zelda is a bitch.

I’ll leave you with that. I suggest you let that marinate.

Oh, get down turn around go to town boot scootin’ boogie

Posted on by Shawshank

Well well well. It’s Sunday morning, and when the alarm went off, for me the bed was the perfect temperature. I didn’t want to get up. But I’m sure that Crystal had been up at that point, for at least an hour or so. But that’s just a guess.

So I walk out to the living room, and there’s a little bit of chaos. Pippin was a Mountain climber last night. She got to where she’s not supposed to have been. After that was cleaned up, the coffee was started, and Dateline has been started.

Yesterday, it wasn’t actually too bad at work. I did my own thing for a few hours, helped BossLady out for about 30-40 minutes, and then went back to what I was doing for the rest of the shift. She seemed fine, and I was tentatively cracking jokes with her, so there’s that.

But today is Sunday, chores will be started shortly. But before chores, I’m gonna need some more coffee, and time to focus the ol eyes. But I think it’ll be a good morning. Heck boys, it’s a lot warmer out there than yesterday at this time. It’s only -16 this morning, and that’s without the wind. I prefer not to look at the windchill. Like Crystal would say It’s like spring out there, where’s my Birkenstocks?

Ok, maybe she wouldn’t say that. But who knows, she totes might!