Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will

Good morning party people. Who has two thumbs and slept like a baby last night? Me, motherfuckers, I actually slept 99.9% of the night. What’s the take away of that? Sleep is good for shingles.

My eye opened yesterday, but it felt like I was using 100% effort to keep it open, and it was so light sensitive, I just kept it closed all day. Yesterday, I felt better than the day before, but just literally drained. This morning, I woke up feeling pretty good.

After talking with my boss, she encouraged me to take one more day, and come back as close to 100% as possible tomorrow. So that’s the plan. Gonna cold compress the shit out of my face today.

So that’s my story, what’s yours today?

They’ll stone you when you’re at the breakfast table

I’m told it’s morning. I slept like shut last night. My eye is swollen shut. Pain. Lots of pain.

But it’s Monday, and since I didn’t get to do anything yesterday, I’ll be doing the chores today. Laundry and the bathroom.

I’m moving really slow this morning. I was cold when I woke up, now I’m really warm.

I would just like the pain to stop.

Hope y’all have a better Monday than me.

Insert witty song title here

So I’m trying talk to text. It’s so much easier than trying to type everything out. Yesterday, after work I had my mom take me to SlightlyBiggerTown, to the hospital. That’s where they confirmed that I have shingles. So I got a couple of prescriptions and now I have to go up to CaptialCity to talk to an eye doctor.

I could barely keep my eyes open so at 6 PM I went to sleep I slept for 12 hours. I think around 2 AM that’s when the thunder and lightning storms happened. That’s when Pippin came to snuggle too.

I have to be in CapitalCity for 11:30. My dad is picking me up for 8 am. Which is why I’m up early.

No chores today. Maybe, but I doubt it.

Happy Sunday y’all.