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My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty

Shawshank, September 23, 2023

Ok ok ok, I’m awake. It’s a gray and rainy day here. So much rain. My question is why couldn’t we get some of this liquid sunshine during the summer? Anyways, it is what it is, and of course we’ll welcome the rain! Finally, it’s the weekend! We do have…

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And no I won’t be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll

Shawshank, September 22, 2023

Ugh. Awake. I was up on and off this morning. The first time, I looked at the clock. Big mistake – 3:44. The next time I got up, and actually got out of bed and used the bathroom, it was around 4:30. The next time was around 6ish m, I…

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You see that shampoo bottle

Shawshank, September 21, 2023

There was a cat rave somewhere in the bedroom around 6:30 or so this morning. I flew out of bed, but with the light and lack of my glasses, I couldn’t find anything. Crystal, sleepily asked me to turn the coffee on. I declined, and snuggled back into bed, hoping…

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Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Shawshank, September 20, 2023

Hey. So yeah, both of us didn’t really have a good sleep. I was up early to go to the bathroom and to get something to drink. As I was walking back into the bedroom, I ended up closing the living room curtains, and going back to get another drink…

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I’m gonna take two weeks, gonna have a vacation

Shawshank, September 19, 2023

Good morning. I’m wicked groggy this morning. I woke up at some point in the night. I get up and do my business in the bathroom. I could hear kids or someone yelling outside. It sounded like they were looking for a pet or something. After a couple of yells…

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So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone

Shawshank, September 18, 2023

I’m awake. The sun is slowly rising. It’s a little gray out there. But according to the weather app, it’s supposed to be, after a little rain, which I’ll doubt we’ll have, sunny and 80° out there today. It’s a perfect day for brunch later on this morning. I went…

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