Life *insert popular song lyrics here* Shawshank, February 13, 2023 I slept in. I slept in, and I feel terrible about it. Crystal was up around six and just had to do some bathroom stuff, while I drooled on my pillow. I felt her leave, but I didn’t feel her come back to bed. I think I spread out and… Continue Reading
Life So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda but Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda Shawshank, February 12, 2023 First things first, (I’m a realist) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Crystal. Happy birthday to you! We were both up wicked early. The kitties were snuggling and all that, and I just couldn’t fall back asleep. We snuggled… Continue Reading
Life Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with the human touch Shawshank, February 11, 2023 yawn. Good morning my friends. I rolled over at one point, and looked at the clock: 4:20am. I laughed to myself, and tried to get back to sleep. I think for the most part I managed to do that. Then I had to pee. Then the cats thought it would… Continue Reading
Lockup Library Book haul! Shawshank, February 10, 2023 Hey hey book nerds! It’s been a while huh? We’ll it’s been whirlwind here, but we were in the right place at the right time! Some guy had just dropped off two bags of Stephen King books. I used one of the bags he carried them in with to stuff… Continue Reading
Life “Somebody kill the Queen!” – 200 degrees, that’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit Shawshank, February 10, 2023 Good morning my friends! Yes, that’s right, it’s like the best day of the week: Friyay! All that stands before me, and the weekend is two shifts. I think I’ll be able to live through the two days! I got this! Yesterday, we travelled to SlightlyBiggerTown for my eye appointment…. Continue Reading
Life This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race Shawshank, February 9, 2023 It’s Thursday. Yep, the red headed step child of the week. I’m off from work today, because it’s the day I go and get my eyes checked. Yep! That’s right! Finally I’ll be getting a new prescription. I must be excited or something. I’ve been up and dozing for a… Continue Reading