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Men’s shirts, short skirts – oh oh oh really go wild

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Good morning my friends. It’s almost the end of the week. Today will be a long day. We’re open until 8. It’s a community “shop til you drop til 8”. Which I probably would have worked, if my tapped in the head coworker didn’t quit via text message yesterday 10 minutes before her shift started.

Yes. She quit via text message. Then sent every call from my boss to voicemail. The funny thing sooner or later she has to come in. She has a dresser she’s already bought. It’s sitting in the back. And then there’s about $120 worth of product sitting in the office that she still has to pay for.

And she still has to return her keys.

I don’t think she thought this through. It’s simple I’m half asleep and I got it figured out. Stay pay for and pick up all your purchases. On the day you want quit, leave your keys on the desk, and then quit via text message.

Personally, I’d put back all the stuff she hasn’t paid for yet. Why should we do you any favours?

Anyways, it’s a good day to have a good day.

So let’s all have a good day today. Yes you, even if you’re at the corner of happy and healthy! I love ya!

She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed

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We made it to Wednesday! It’s all downhill from here. Except for me. I work till 8 tomorrow and I work Saturday. But then I’ll have a couple days off, and start a new week sooner than I think. Haha

So like I said a couple of days ago, I went to SlightlyBiggerTown’s dispensary, to do a deal. A deal of drugs. It so bright, clean and cheery. I told the kid behind the counter, this is not what I’m used to. He laughed and said he never thought he’d have a job like this.

I told him what I was looking for – something to help me sleep, and he presented me with 3 options, and three different prices. I chose the “value pack” of 10 pre-rolled joints. I also picked up some gummies.

I feel like a teenager sneaking out of the house after everyone has gone to sleep. And yeah, I have to go outside, my dad is very sensitive to smells. Everything is I scented in the house and there’s no decorative candles either. But I sneak out and smoke half a preroll, sneak back in and climb into bed and fall as sleep.

I can’t wait until Crystal gets here so I can take her in to check it out. I miss her a lot. I love you so much. Happy Wednesday!

All right stop – collaborate and listen

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Good morning, happy Tuesday! Coffee is brewing, and for me, it’s the start of a new work week.

I’m at a loss for what to write today. I’m awake and pretty clear headed, I just don’t know what to talk about!

I did go and bought legal marijuana yesterday. That was a first and I told the guy behind the counter that this was totally not what I was used to. He laughed and said he never thought he’d be working in a place like this.

I told Crystal that is was the easiest drug deal ever.

That’s about what I have to say this morning. Have a terrific Tuesday everyone 🙂

You got the most unbelievable blue eyes I’ve ever seen

Posted on by Shawshank

Happy Monday!! We survived the weekend! It was hard, because there were some pretty crappy movies on. But there were some good ones as well.

I had a good sleep. Only up once 4:57 am. You see the thought creeped in my head yesterday afternoon, what if my pay check doesn’t go in until like 3 or 4 in the afternoon?

So I was wide wide WIDE awake at 4:57 am. I logged into my banking app, waited, saw the balance, and went back to sleep.

Today, later on this morning, I’m gonna go into SlightlyBiggerTown. I’m thinking maybe Chinese food for lunch. I haven’t decided yet.

Better show me a teasin’ squeezin’ pleasin’ kinda time

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First off, big thanks to Crystal for sending me my featured image. I ran out of pictures earlier this week, and have been recycling them all week.

Tomorrow, I’ll be heading to SlightlyBiggerTown. I’m very excited. I’ll be by myself. I’ll have my pay check. And I’ll be by myself.

I can’t wait.

Seriously. Can’t wait.

Just have to make it through today.

I moved stuff around in my bedroom, so you can move around easier. I moved the dresser next to the bed. The bed is so tall (how tall is it?) that the dresser is my night table. And it’s so big, I’m using half of it for more of a satellite night table that holds the phone, bed, and Kleenex. Haha

I even managed to do some reading! So be looking forward to a book club post this afternoon. Woo!

But it’s Sunday, and I’m watching Lucky Christmas starring Elizabeth Berkeley. I came into it half way through, and it’s terrible. Terrible in a cheesy Christmas, you know they’re gonna get together in the end kind of way.