Life B’cuz I feel like bustin’ loose and I feel like touchin’ you, uh, uh and can’t nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what’s the use* Shawshank, February 7, 2023 Awake! Good morning my friends, and everyone else that skims past my posts. Happy Tuesday everyone! Come on in, have a cup of coffee, and watch the news with us, and Chaucer! It’s dark still outside, but it’s not too cold out there today, and even better it should be… Continue Reading
Life It’s bad bitch o’clock, yeah, it’s thick-thirty Shawshank, February 6, 2023 The alarm went off, and all I wanted to do was snuggle Crystal. Unfortunately, I’m sure she’d been awake for at least an hour. So snuggling was the last thing on her mind. So snuggled for about a minute while the alarm was going off, and telling us the next… Continue Reading
Life This is a song for the ladies, but fella’s, listen closely. Shawshank, February 5, 2023 Oh, well hello there, my friends. When did you get here? The Flat is officially awake. I’ve been up since around 6:30ish, and Crystal suspects that she’s been up since around 5:30. It wasn’t my fault this time. Chaucer was snuggled up very close to her. And he’s like a… Continue Reading
Life I’m a punk-rock prom queen brown paper magazine Shawshank, February 4, 2023 Good morning everyone. We’re awake. We’ll I’m starting to wake up, Crystal has been awake for probably a few hours. Me? I’ve been awake for probably 20 minutes. So on Tuesday, I made a video of a weird sound that was coming from the truck. I sent it to my… Continue Reading
Life Hell oh ya get it from the mainline all right I said find it find it come and rub it if you like it yeah Shawshank, February 3, 2023 Holy fuck everyone, it’s Friyay! That’s right motherfuckers, it’s almost the freakin weekend! I was up around 2am, fell back asleep, up around 5, then 6, but managed to fall back asleep rather quickly. I got a text from my mom with a picture of a heater core, asking if… Continue Reading
Life Sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin’ give her some smooches too Shawshank, February 2, 2023 We’ll, last night was an adventure. It was shortly after 10 last night, while we were watching some funny TikTok’s. I looked at Crystal, and said “I have to go to bed now, I feel sick.” I stumbled to bed, foregoing brushing my teeth and everything. I climbed into bed,… Continue Reading