Please don’t drive at eighty-eight Shawshank, November 5, 2023 I can’t believe that I almost forgot. I have really no idea what the date is. But I remembered right after I hit post. This is the day that Doc Brown came up with time travel. You see he was hanging a clock above the toilet, slipped on some wet porcelain, and when he came to, he had a vision, a picture in his head: It’s what makes time travel possible. Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningstime travelTinyTown
Life Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon’ do this shit again May 20, 2024 Good morning. I believe it’s gonna be hard to set the alarm to 4:30am. It’s been two weeks of getting up at a normal time. We’re up, and ready to greet the day. With coffee of course. Happy Monday everyone! It looks like it’ll be a somewhat nice day out… Read More
Life Said my get up and go, must’ve got up and went February 28, 2023 Good morning my Tuesday bitches. I’m awake, but not liking it. Again, the bed was the most perfect temperature. I didn’t want to leave the bed. But here we are, awake and not liking it. Yesterday was pretty much a bust. The testimony on the Murdaugh trail wasn’t all that… Read More
Life Got a 100 year plan you jus’ think about the today October 5, 2025 I fucked up again last night. I got too high whilst The Beautiful One had a spa night in the bathtub. I didn’t think I was getting that high. Just doing what I normally do. I was pretty wobbly when Crystal called me in to watch Dexter sing Cabaret. So… Read More