Life I don’t walk through metal detectors it’s ’cause I’m always rockin’ Chrome Shawshank, February 11, 2025 Well, I couldn’t find Jock Jams 17. But I did pick up cake mix, frosting, and another special gift for The Beautiful One. It will not be wrapped because it’s meant to be used right away. I passed right out when we went to bed last night. So much so,… Continue Reading
Life Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey Shawshank, February 2, 2025 I’m awake. Chaucer woke me up everytime he screamed. And he screamed a lot last night, and this morning. He’s currently leaning on Crystal purring away. I made Pippin another pipe cleaner toy, and she’s pouting because I’m not throwing it for her. She doesn’t understand to drop it closer… Continue Reading
Life This kind of mistake is just a small blunder! So, forgive me on account of this cuteness! Shawshank, January 26, 2025 Good morning party people! We’re up and about, and Chaucer is very comfortable, under a bit of a blanket. Coffee has been brewed, and since I did laundry a couple days ago, there’s not too much to do. So until I have to work another Sunday, we’ll be back on… Continue Reading
Life I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby” Shawshank, January 21, 2025 Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go… Continue Reading
Life I can’t even fucking cap no more, this is a really dark time for me Shawshank, January 12, 2025 I slept like the dead. I don’t think I moved too much in the night. I was pretty much out as soon as my head hit the pillow. That’s the thing with weekends off, after two nights my body just relaxes. But don’t worry, it’s Sunday today. Time to start… Continue Reading
Life Midnight, and I’m a-waitin’ on the twelve-oh-five Shawshank, January 8, 2025 The Beautiful One let me sleep in. I was able to ignore Chaucer in full asshole mode this morning. Repeatedly. For a cat that never makes a sound sure loves to scream just as we go to sleep, and again when he thinks we should get up. Good times. Work… Continue Reading