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I only ring my southern belle with her boots on

Shawshank, August 25, 2024

Good morning everyone. I hope y’all slept well. It stormed here last night, loudly, and with a pretty beat light show. Oh, yeah, the wind was whipping too. I know this because, I was up at one point during the storm. I got up, and stumbled into the kitchen to close the window – knocking…

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And the girls on the bus kept laughing at us

Shawshank, August 18, 2024

I got to sleep in a little bit today! I got up sometime in the night, because my mask was missing. I quietly checked the floor, around the pillow and into the bed. I didn’t want to disturb Crystal, so I moved slowly, quietly, gently. But I couldn’t find the mask. So I put the…

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The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices

Shawshank, August 4, 2024

Good morning, my friends. We’re both up. It looks like it rained sometime in the night. That means I might not be mowing the lawn this afternoon. But, we’ll see. I tried and slightly succeeded in sleeping in just a little bit. Just a little though. I think we I got up around 7:30. I’m…

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Snap and clap and touch your toes raise your hands, now body roll

Shawshank, July 28, 2024

Good morning all you motherfuckers out there. That’s right, it’s me, ya boy. It’s the lords day, yo. What’re you gonna do about it? I know what I’m going to do! Laundry and chores. Sweet, right? We’re both up, and the kitties are snuggling on the back table watching to world go by. We’re watching…

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Hang my head drown my fear till you all just disappear

Shawshank, July 21, 2024

Good morning, my friends. It’s hazy, hot, and humid. We slept in a little bit. Well, I slept in a little bit. It’ll be the last time for a week, cause I have opening shifts all next week. So the next time the alarm goes off, it’ll be at 4:30 in the morning. So I…

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You’ve got gall, you’ve got guile step to me I’m a rap-o-phile

Shawshank, July 15, 2024

Good morning. It took hours for me to fall asleep. I laid my head down, and suddenly I wasn’t high anymore. Then I was too warm, or alternatively too cold. I just couldn’t get comfortable. Then the alarm went off to get up. So, yeah. I’m just a little tired. I don’t have a lot…

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On This Day

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  • 2 years ago...
    • I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light 
  • 3 years ago...
    • <insert song lyrics here>
  • 4 years ago...
    • Inch by inch, row by row gonna make this garden grow
    • It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well

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