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I’m a punk-rock prom queen brown paper magazine

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Good morning everyone. We’re awake. We’ll I’m starting to wake up, Crystal has been awake for probably a few hours. Me? I’ve been awake for probably 20 minutes.

So on Tuesday, I made a video of a weird sound that was coming from the truck. I sent it to my mom who in turn showed it to my dad. We worked out that it was probably the heater core. We agreed that my dad would check out the price and tell us so we could buy it. I think it was Thursday, when I got the question from my mom – are you working on Saturday?

So today we’ll be heading out to the far to do surgery on the Hot Mess Express. I’m dragging Crystal out with me, so she can help, and to get her out of the house for a while. I would never have suggested it, if the garage wasn’t heated.

So that’s in a couple of hours. First coffee and kitty snuggles. Good morning, let’s all have a great Saturday, shall we?

We shall! So say we all!

Hell oh ya get it from the mainline all right I said find it find it come and rub it if you like it yeah

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Holy fuck everyone, it’s Friyay! That’s right motherfuckers, it’s almost the freakin weekend! I was up around 2am, fell back asleep, up around 5, then 6, but managed to fall back asleep rather quickly.

I got a text from my mom with a picture of a heater core, asking if I’m working on Saturday. I guess we’ll all be working on the Hot Mess Express. That should be fun.

But before I can take on the furniture world this morning, I need to fuel up. That’s right, that means coffee. Copious amounts of coffee. Thankfully the pot is already tapped. But, it’s almost time to get a refill.

But I hope all y’all have a great day, and an even better evening. With coffee and yummy food. Happy Friyay everyone!

Sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin’ give her some smooches too

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We’ll, last night was an adventure. It was shortly after 10 last night, while we were watching some funny TikTok’s. I looked at Crystal, and said “I have to go to bed now, I feel sick.” I stumbled to bed, foregoing brushing my teeth and everything. I climbed into bed, and passed out. I woke up so very briefly at around 2, and then didn’t really move until the alarm went off.

Good morning my friends, it’s almost the end of the week. The end is in sight! Yesterday was a slow, slow day at work. The excitement happened shortly after 4, when a large delivery come in. I directed the truck driver over to our warehouse, because the back room is full. It took about a half hour to get it all in the warehouse. This morning, I’ll go back over and mark the pieces with the customers names, and take all the paperwork back to the store, and notify the customers.

But right now, I’m having coffee. Happy Thursday everyone. Y’all stay sleezy!

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I’m anemic royalty

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Good morning, welcome to a dark, probably cold morning. The Flat is awake, and currently enjoying a couple of hot cups of joe. I was sleeping, and rolled over to see what time it was, and the clock read 6:59.

I fell back asleep, and then the alarm went off.

Time to get up.

We’re not awake, and the kittens are doing kitten things. Pippin is in the front window, and Chaucer is staring at me from the cube.

Like I said, coffee has been brewed. The news is on the tv. And the coffee pot is making coffee pot sounds.

I got to work yesterday, and texted BossLady a few items that she needs to take care of while she’s at the buying show in Vegas. I had told her it was quiet at the store, and she surprised me by saying that if it’s slow, I could leave at noon. With noon about an hour away, I took her up on the offer.

I text and tell Crystal, and I come home and have lunch with her. I make a phone call, and before you know it, we’re on our way to BiggerTown in the neighbouring province. We hit 3 second hand stores. I could’ve bought the Saga just about two times over. But I was good, and didn’t buy any of the books.

You see, I have a couple of sets on my wishlist. But really I’m kicking myself. I should’ve bought the books, and made my sets – even though the books I’m looking for, weren’t there. But come on, it’s the Saga. I’m just kicking myself a little bit.

New day, new me though. Let’s get up and start the day shall we? Good morning let’s make this the best Wednesday possible! Viva la coffee!

You are my fire the one desire

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Good morning, y’all. Happy Tuesday. I was up a little early this morning. I was having trouble breathing. Just all stuffed up. But I did manage to fall back asleep. Then the alarm scared me this morning, even though I knew the alarm was coming.

Yesterday was a blast. I watched Crystal play Assassins Creed: Rogue for the afternoon. Watching her play the game, really feels like I’m watching a movie. I really like it when she assassinates from above. I love the slow motion when she drops in from above.

The coffee is killer this morning. I have to admit, I make a damn fine cup of coffee. Damn fine.

But today, I’m back in the office. Yay! Haha.

Let’s get the day started!