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We’re right on the brink burned out like the prom queen

Shawshank, February 26, 2026

I passed out very quickly last night. I was le tired. I got the sleep daddy video that I wanted, got the volume right, adjusted my mask, and closed my eyes. I startled awake probably 3 minutes later, so I reset the video, and started all over again. Second time was the charm. I sunk…

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I’ve been thinking about setting my house on fire

Shawshank, February 25, 2026

Oh lawd, 4:30 came early this morning. You know what came earlier? 4:18. That’s when I rolled out of bed this morning. I had to be at work for 5:30. I got up, and noticed the cats weren’t around anywhere. I looked in the bathroom, and they were snuggled on the top shelf asleep. so…

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So she’ll fall for the night while the neon light flashes

Shawshank, February 24, 2026

It’s been a bit of a morning here. Day two of ignoring Podrick’s antics. I don’t know if I’m sleeping a little later, or if he’s not being such an asshole in the morning. Or what. But all I know is, when I wake up sometime in the morning, the most annoying thing, and it’s…

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I ain’t good at fake lashes every time I wear high heels I fall

Shawshank, February 23, 2026

Good morning my friends. Podrick wasn’t too bad, we’re starting to gray-rock him. He makes a sound or does something – do nothing. I guess maybe it was kind of worked. I mostly dozed, but it was a little anxiety inducing. Yeah, it’s different. It’ll be something to get used to doing until we’ve retrained…

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She’s on the highest dose of Prozac a woman can take

Shawshank, February 22, 2026

The forces of the morning (and Podrick) tire me from my slumber early this morning. I tried ignoring him. I really did. Finally I put him out of the bedroom, and listened to him throwing his shoulder against the door like a Terminator, and I was John Conner. Eventually, he gave up. For a while.…

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She set it all on fire, and if there’s one thing that she learned

Shawshank, February 21, 2026

Yep, up early again. It’s really not Podrick’s fault this morning. I kinda just woke up. My sinus’ are stuffed up, so it’s hard if not impossible to breathe through my nose, I have a slight headache. Podrick was doing Podrick things, but he wasn’t the main cause this morning. Of course you get out…

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