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I’m not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week

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Good morning my friends. We’re awake. I think I probably could’ve slept for at least another 20 minutes. But I’m an adult, and it’s time to get up. Besides, Crystal has probably been up for like 5 hours already.

Yesterday was pretty much the second day of sloth. I only left the house because Crystal’s Christmas present arrived at the post office. Well according to the CanadaPost app, it was delivered. The part time clerk couldn’t find it. What either of us didn’t know, is that the clerk before she helped me, put the package slip in my post office box.

Long story short – she couldn’t find it.

I went back to the post office box, and there’s the slip. Even with the slip, she had trouble finding it. Even though she was the one that put all the packages in their spots.

Even longer story short, Crystal is typing on her new Chromebook as we speak. So all is right.

Back to work today. I’m gonna need coffee to wake up and focus my eyes. Happy Thursday everyone.

And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world

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It was totes a sloth day yesterday.

With the exception of me jumping the Hot Mess Express. I started my mom’s truck, and looked over to where the Hot Mess was parked. There was a car parked right next to it. So I figured I would try to start it. Even though it wouldn’t start two days ago.

I get in and it starts right up. So I drive my mom’s truck back to Shady Acres, and walk back to the Flat. I hop in our car, and go for a quick drive just to help charge up the battery.

When I get home I prep for brunch and continue to do the laundry. Then I make the brunch. Crystal changed up a little and I made her an egg, which she turned into an egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich.

After that, I pretty much played Persona 5 Royal for the rest of the day. I mean it: rest of the day.

‘‘Twas a good day.

I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby”

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Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go to work.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. Slightly busy, but wicked cold out there. The wind was just going right up the back of my jacket. No matter which way I was standing the wind was pretty much going right through me.

I woke up in the middle of the night wondering if I had eggs for brunch. Then my mind was like if you don’t have eggs for brunch you can go out and get some eggs, and have breakfast for dinner.

So we’ll see.

But first, coffee.

Happy Tuesday y’all.

He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood

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Good morning. It was a little tossy turny last night and this morning. And warm, then cool. So yeah, we probably won’t be turning the bed on tonight. We’re still under an extreme cold watch. It’s still motherfucking cold out there.

Yesterday, I went to start the Hot Mess Express, and it just wouldn’t turn over. So I texted my mom, and when she didn’t reply I walked up, and into Shady Acres. I am borrowing her truck until tomorrow, when I can jump Hot Mess. So yeah I’m rocking a Ford Ranger for right now.

Other than that, not too much is going on. Hopefully the extreme cold will be over by tomorrow for a little bit, then it’ll thaw, then it’ll freeze.

Hopefully everyone will have a great day today. If your area is cold, stay warm my friends.

<insert song lyrics here>

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Workin’ all day. Gotta bring home the bacon. So it’s a full day. It’s all good. I’m working with a good guy today. He’s learning how to be a key-holder. Not today, son. We want to get home and Sundays are not training days.

It wasn’t bad at work yesterday. Just bloody cold out there. And in the store. Someone turned the heat down, and since the wind was blowing and it was so cold, it did take a couple of hours to warm back up again.

But it’s gonna be a good day. A good but a long day. We’ll make it through, and then I’ll come home and make beans and wieners. Yum!