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Buy a yacht with a flag sayin’ “Chillin’ the most”

Shawshank, March 2, 2024

Good morning motherfuckers. It is I, the shank of Shaw. I’m a very important person. I also smoked myself into an early bed time last night. I think I crawled into bed about 9. Pippin just wanted to snuggle with me, and I didn’t want to move to let her…

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A black cherry paradise, half the sugar, twice the spice

Shawshank, March 1, 2024

I swear every time we get a grocery delivery, there’s a freakin party line in town, and someone calls it, and says the van is there get EVERYONE and everyone they know to get gas. Perfect. BossLady is checking in the order, TisimBoy is staying as far away from the…

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Consider this the hint of the century

Shawshank, February 29, 2024

Another day, another post. Hello all. It’s bright and sunny, but the wind. The wind just cuts right through you. I had a pretty good sleep last night, I was up just a minute or two before the alarm went off. So I got up and started the day. With…

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Panoramic view, that’s my point of view, bae

Shawshank, February 28, 2024

Sup, bitches? Home again from work. It’s was a quiet day until about an hour and a half when the groceries arrived. So from then on, I was nice and busy. The day goes pretty quickly when you’re busy. Before it got busy, we pretty much just cleaned, organized, and…

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Stick like toffee, sip like coffee

Shawshank, February 27, 2024

Well well, well. Good afternoon, bitches. It’s m, oh hod, it’s only Tuesday. But, at least it’s not Monday. I’m home from work, and from Shady Acres. I had to clean the pellet stove, and move yet another freakin table up from downstairs. HOW MANY TABLES DOES MY MOTHER OWN?…

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Feel the magic, there’s something that drives me wild

Shawshank, February 26, 2024

Remember that meme that I posted a couple of days ago about second winter? It arrived last night. It snowed an inch or two last night, and it’s been slowly getting colder and colder. Tomorrow, the high will be 2°. Yay. Winter is coming. We went to bed at 10…

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