Suckin’ on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freez Shawshank, July 5, 2025 Raise you hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Podrick. Good morning fellow humans, I hope y’all are still alive after a lit 4th of July. I know it was a party here I worked until 9, and when I got home, The Beautiful One was playing Balatro. Boy do we know how to party! I think I slept with all my limbs as close as possible to my body last night, I’m a little stiff this morning. I think that Podrick was snuggled under the blankets this morning. I think I gave him pets. Then he woke up. Then he found his tail. Then he started to chase his tail. He’s either currently antagonizing Pippin, or they’re together enjoying the morning sun. Either way, it’s quiet, and I don’t want to jinx it. So I’ll let it go, until I need to get more coffee. I just had to look. They’re both on the table. Baby steps. Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTown
Life Get some bubblegum in this motherfucker or somethin April 9, 2021 We made it, people. It’s finally Friyay. It’s been just over a week here at The Flat, and this is the first day I actually slept until my alarm has gone off. I feel a little groggy. But the coffee will help. Prince Philip has passed. He was 99 years… Read More
Life Hands and hearts that ain’t got scars, they ain’t worth holding June 30, 2026 It’s early. Too early to be up on a day off. It’s not all Podrick’s fault, even though most of it is. But I was wicked warm, and Sleep Daddy ™️ was just pure annoyance this morning. Then I couldn’t breathe. So that means I won’t be able to actually… Read More
Life Brenda, put your bra on, there’s trouble next door, Marvin baby mama, put that whore on the floor February 12, 2026February 12, 2026 Happy birthday to the Beautiful One! Crystal has her anniversary of making one full rotation around the sun! I love you baby! I hope it’s a great day for you! ❤️ The kitty calmer that Crystal bought last week, arrived yesterday morning. So I got dressed, and hit up the… Read More