Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

I’m awake. Chaucer woke me up everytime he screamed. And he screamed a lot last night, and this morning. He’s currently leaning on Crystal purring away. I made Pippin another pipe cleaner toy, and she’s pouting because I’m not throwing it for her. She doesn’t understand to drop it closer to the couch.

Yesterday was utter and total sloth. Crystal wasn’t feeling too well, so I fired up Persona 5 Royal and played that for most of the day while. Crystal slept beside me on the couch. Eventually, she woke up feeling better than when she went to sleep. She said she wanted dinner, and the dinner that I planned. So I fired up the oven and we ate like royalty.

‘Twas good, m’lady.

Today, she was awake, but let me sleep in a little. She’s so good like that, she’s been up for at least 3 hours before I even start to think about getting up, and she lets me sleep. She’s truly the best in the world.

Nothing much happening today. I’ll start laundry after this, more coffee, chores, etc. then we’ll be off to Shady Acres for dinner. Then of course, back to work tomorrow.

Oh yeah, trade war. Good times.