I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven

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Good morning, Friyay! We made it, motherfuckers! It’s bright and sunny out. It doesn’t look like rain, but according to my weather app last night, it’s supposed to rain this afternoon.

We both slept like the dead. She played for a little while longer, and came into bed after I had fallen asleep. Pippin found her way under the blankets and fell asleep.

The alarm startled both of us.

Coffee has been brewed, and she’s on my lap, as I try and focus my eyes.

So let’s get this day started, so we can get to the weekend! Coffee for everyone!

We can ride it together, ah ha making love with each other, ah ha

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Pippin got me up a little early this morning. She was using her tiny little claws on my milky white skin. I think she was just trying to get comfortable, but her little claws hurt.

Up and awake, I made coffee, fed the tiny beast, and got dressed. She’s sitting on my lap, purring away. She’s too cute to be mad at. It’s hard to sleep when it bright and sunny out.

Happy Thursday everyone! The skies have cleared and it’s sunny and calm outside. Supposed to be nice and warm today.

Finally!

So let’s get this day started! We’re getting closer to the weekend! Can you taste it?

Let’s do this!

I’d taste her baby pink lipstick and that when I’d melt she’d whisper in my ear, tonight she really was mine

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Good morning, friends. It’s a bright and sunny Wednesday so far. It’s going to be a good day weather wise here I believe.

Coffee is brewing and I’m slowly coming to consciousness. I have a little one on my chest. She slept on the couch all night until 5 when I went out and carried her into the bedroom where she snuggled and slept beside me

But we’re both awake and ready to greet the day. Let’s all try to have a great morning!

Who-ho-ho, say those words again like you just did

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Good morning everyone, happy Tuesday. I slept like the dead last night. I didn’t even feel Pippin come to bed last night. I think I’m getting used to her nightly shenanigans.

It’s was a nice bonding weekend with her, but now it’s time to head back to work for the week. Knocking on wood, it should be a good week. BossLady is only here today. So it’ll be a hectic day, but a good day I think.

Coffee has been brewed and is tasty. But it’s time to wake up. Happy Tuesday!

For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice

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Good morning everyone, happy Victoria Day! I have a needy bug in my lap this morning, so I’m giving her some pets. It was a good sleep once I got to sleep, but that’ll get better, I’m sure of it.

Coffee has been brewed, and is currently being consumed. It should be a nice day out today. It’s bright and sunny outside.

I don’t know what I’m going to do today. All my chores were done yesterday, but there’s a few things that I can do. I should sweep the bathroom again, because Pippin is a dirty little hamster. I think I’ll keep her though 🙂

Ok time to wake up and focus my eyes, and to drink some coffee. I love you lots. Have a great day everyone!