Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty

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I got up 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning. I fumbled to shut the alarm off, and stumbled into the bathroom.

I was a little discombobulated this morning. More on that later. I turned on the coffee pot, waited, and poured myself a cuppa. I sat down, and told myself that it’s the weekend, and it’s Dateline on NBC. I was not disappointed.

I went to my sneaky spot – on top the fridge, and grabbed the anniversary card for Crystal. It was hidden really well, lodged in between her anniversary presents. I put it on her side of the couch.

I have some more coffee, and then broke my fast. Kissed Crystal on my way out to work. I do all the normal opening stuff. About three or four hours into work, I can smell B.O. It’s me. I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I sat outside for most of the morning, because of that.

Also,

I JUST WANT TO WISH THE LOBSTER LOVE OF MY LIFE A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND I’M SO SORRY THAT I LOUDLY FART WHILST ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU. AGAIN, I AM TOTES SORRY. ❤️

Make-make-make-make that – clap, make it snap, talk to me now

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Work ✔️

Groceries ✔️

Weed ✔️

Date night upcoming.

I didn’t sleep all that great last night. Then a full day of work, and driving a hour (round trip) for groceries, and weed. I just sat down. I delivered the mail to my parents, and got a fall coat, and a heavy winter coat.

We’re home for an hour, and then it’s off for date night. Which is good, cause I’m hungry.

I don’t have a lot to say right now. So yeah, this is the post. Happy Friyay

Von Dutch, cult classic, but I still pop

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God morning my friends. I got to sleep in a little bit today. This making Crystal lay in bed and scroll on TikTok. The new sleeping mask is really nice.

Since I just woke up, I’m struggling to figure out what to write to you lovely readers. What do I have to talk about? I think I covered it in yesterday’s post. Maybe? Probably not.

I think we might be going to the second hand store today. It’s still windy out there, so that probably rules out walking there. But we’ll head over there. I do need to buy some cereal, so I have breakfast for tomorrow. Then after work, we’ll probably go grocery shopping, and all those rounds in SlightlyBiggerTown.

But right now; coffee for the coffee god!

Spit me out like hot wasabi

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Good morning everyone. I know it’s afternoon. But I do what I want. I tried out my new sleep mask last night, and it didn’t fall off in the night. I slept, but I don’t think it was too restful. I was up early, because I was all stuffed up. I woke Crystal up with my snoring, so we’ll go to bed either in time or early tonight, even though I have tomorrow off.

It was pretty slow customer wise at work, but we got a delivery, so we put that away. We dealt with the customers that did come in. It was pretty slow/steady. I scrolled to the end of the internet on YouTube shorts, and saved about 110 of them to show Crystal when I got home.

Other than that, not too much is going on. We’re having burgers and fries for dinner tonight. Those’ll be yumtastic fo sho.